Bored Now's World Cup Rants and Last 16 Predictions

World Cup 2018 - Thoughts and Predictions 

























What a fantastic week its been in World Cup land! Germany have gone from brilliantly pulling themselves back from the brink against Sweden to putting a total Nation to shame with their spectacular exit to South Korea in one of the biggest WC upsets in history.  England have gone from potential world beaters (because the press wouldn't have it any other way...) to losers, but at least losers with a long term strategy.  Even the Great God Ronaldo looked oddly mediocre as Portugal made life hard for themselves against a well drilled and passionate Iran (who overall did well considering sharing a group with the Portuguese and Spain).  The Spain-Morocco 2-2 thriller on the same night was even more exciting.  Spain join France, Argentina and Belgium as the tournament's great enigmas.  So far its been a cracking World Cup.  Partly because it has bucked the trend of previous tournaments and avoided of dull group matches lacking in adventure or ambition.  Frances 0-0 with Denmark was the only goalless match to date and the only true turkey so far.  How gutting it will be if Russia 2018 is saving up the stinkers for the knockout phase.  Beyond this, as Barney Ronay pointed out in today's Guardian Sport it has to date been the tournament of teams rather than the individual.  Pretty much every group has been tight, competitive, full of juicy stories and subplots.  The underdogs have very much come to the party, with South Korea, Nigeria, Japan, Peru, Panama and Morocco all in their own way contributing to the drama (some of those countries may question if they might still be in Russia had they showed up a bit earlier?).  A nice mixture of flaws and promise from many of the big guns make it near impossible to call a winner from them at this stage.  Putting aside how disgraceful some of the press/media bashing of the Germans since their dramatic exit has been, it was a World Cup moment.  That final twist was something this tournament needed.  Like the best dramatic thriller, it took one final twist, with Germany messing up big time, having looked to have saved themselves in the previous act. What makes it even more fascinating was that Argentina looked the more likely fall guys after their disaster against Croatia. Not to mention the whole VAR drama! With some mouth watering ties ahead, here are my predictions for the world of sixteen.

France VS. Argentina 

    

Perhaps the most mouth watering of the Last 16 matches is probably the hardest to predict.  On the one hand the French have flattered to deceive in all three of their group matches, yet will be oddly happy with their progress so far.  There have been no major drama as of yet (compared to some they had a reasonable group).  As uncertain as Deschamps men have looked going forward, they at least look solid with the promise of more.  On the other hand they have not truly been tested yet.  A bigger test may have come against the Danes if not for the fact that the Danish only needed a point to advance.  The manager deserves credit for identifying the importance of Olivier Giroud as the unsung Emile Heskey style foil that could give Griezmann and Mbappe the freedom to shine.  France along with Belgium have perhaps the greatest depth of talent of the whole World Cup.  The big problem is their shaky history of team bonding and gelling at just the right time.  Either the French have smartly timed their World Cup development to the point it might just carry them to the big prize come mid-July, or they are a divided team of talented individuals just waiting to be exposed.

  

In the other (Lighter Blue corner) we have what maybe the worse Argentina side in history.  Or at the very least the worst managed Argentina side.  In perfect contrast to France who cruised through without approaching anything like their best, Messi and co. pulled out a truly late great escape having looked a total shambles.  There was a certain grit and fight to their 2-1 victory over Nigeria that impressed me and could suggest they maybe hope for this side yet.  That Marcos Rojo was the unlikely hero added to the compelling evidence that this could oddly be a turning point for this group of players.  Maschermano may have looked dead on his feet at times, but his experience could prove important in guiding this group of players not least against a fairly in-experienced French group.  The group stages should serve as a wake up call for Argentina.  They can not afford anymore scrappy performances.  Maschermano must be ready for battle, and prepared to provide crisp service to the front men.  Di Maria could be an important outlet for them too, providing a rare piece of pace in an ageing side.  Speaking of turning points Messi's much improved display against Nigeria and the second chance he has to light up the World Cup could be the perfect setup for one of the World's great players.  France have greater pace, and are easily the better pure footballing side.  If they get into their groove and Argentina have more defensive headaches I can't see any other result than a fairly comfortable French victory.  However, if Argentina dig in, win the physical battle (which is a big French weak point), and get better service to the talented attackers then I smell an upset.  That France go in as favourites I think may suit Argentina also.

Prediction: France 1-2 Argentina 

Uruguay VS. Portugal 



Speaking of matches that could be decided with blood and thunder mixed with street smarts and know how that may well be the edge that Uruguay may bring to their match against Portugal.  Despite not looking that much better than France in the group phase, Oscar Tabarez's men normally have a solid shape and make life difficult for teams to get into their flow.  They have a lot of big tournament experience and one of the meanest defences at this World Cup.  Diego Godin has been a true leader so far.  One of the great players of the tournament so far, Godin has proved that old fashion defending and leadership can still be kinda cool.  His attempts at keeping Ronaldo quiet will be a key to the game.  But what might actually win the game for Uruguay could be their ability to out-Portugal Portugal.  Not withstanding Ronaldo's achievements and consistent importance to his country, its worth remembering that it was it was more their solid base and dogged instincts that paved the way for an unexpected Euros win two years ago.  Ronaldo had his moments of course, but it was actually his injury and withdrawal that opened the door for Portugal to win the game.  Portugal were mediocre two years ago and they remain mediocre now.  In short, even if Ronaldo reproduces his Spain form it may not be enough if Uruguay are on their game.  As a team Uruguay are one of the best units of any, and of course have one of the best front lines of tournament.  A tight game it might prove, but this time I think that will play into Uruguay's hands. 

Prediction: Uruguay 1-0 Portugal 

Spain VS. Russia 



So far Russia have been such beautiful and likeable hosts both on and off the pitch (sorry rest of the World its true!).  Its one of the big World Cup cliches that for the tournament to be enjoyable the host have to come to the party and at least make it passed the group.  So mission accomplished for Russia with flying colours.  Yes, outside of Uruguay they were in a pretty easy group, but still they were largely underrated before a ball was kicked and has played with impressive spirit and style.  Even a thrashing against Spain would do little to damage this team's reputation. Make life at least a bit awkward for the previous World Champions than it will be job done for Russia at this tournament.  Spain meanwhile are hard to predict.  On their day they play some of the best football you'll see. They have a decent team spirit and again plenty of depth.  But that defence does look shaky when exposed to pace or quality set pieces.  It would not surprise anyone if they took home the big prize come the end. But right now there are just as many questions as answers and the sense that this team for now may have peaked.  The more direct style of play involving the muscle of Costa up top may prove a fruitful way forward. 

Prediction: Spain 3-0 Russia 

Croatia VS. Denmark 




Eriksen VS. Modric indeed sounds a thrilling contest.  The differences between the two sides is that whereas so much of Denmark's success is dependent on Eriksen making them tick, Croatia have greater depth and other players who can step up should their top player go missing (Rakitic for example has been one of the most inventive wingers of recent years).  The other difference is that Croatia have more than style of play and ways to win.  They can go direct, or play free flowing passing football, or they can do a mixture of the two.  They are good from set pieces and decent defensively also.  How tough they are in midfield may prove telling later on.  But there's no denying that Croatia have the most dynamic and exciting midfield of any team in Russia.  Denmark have some good raw talent who are not quite ready to wow on the big stage yet.  For this match they will likely sit deep and hope that a strong defence will give them a chance of picking up the scraps from set pieces or whatever Eriksen can do on the counter.  The problem is this could lead to Eriksen not having enough of the ball to influence the game.  Even if he did, the Croatian midfield may still have more than enough to out run him. 

Prediction: Croatia 3-1 Denmark 

Brazil VS. Mexico 




The big story here for me is more what Mexico could do than Brazil.  The tesk for them is to make history and go one better than previous generations.  Also, if they could add Brazil to their scalps having already seen of the Germans it would add even more sheen to their thrilling World Cup adventure. I think you have to overlook their hammering against Sweden in the final group match. Sweden were desperate for the win, whereas Mexico merely needed a point, and were simply over powered on the day.  All in all this looks a promising group of players. Their performance in the opener against Germany is one of the best team displays so far.  If Mexico can repeat the work rate of that day along with the fluid mix of impressive defending and sharp breakaways I think they will be able to give Brazil plenty of problems.  The one thing they will need to improve on from the group phase is to be more clinical in the final third.  Either a better final ball or more clinical finisher will be needed here.  Chances are Brazil will have more of the ball, meaning Mexico may get few golden chances.  I think a certain weight will be hanging on Mexico almost as much as that of Brazil.  Brazil are slowly working their way into the tournament.  Not convincing for sure, but I think there is enough there to suggest they could still justify their position as tournament favourites.  The difference in the end I think will be that Brazil have the greater big match experience.  A Mexico upset would not shock me.  I think they could push Brazil down to the wire. But I think when it comes to the crunch Brazil may just edge it. 

Prediction: Brazil 1-1 Mexico (Brazil to win 3-2 on Penalties).  

Belgium VS. Japan 



Aside from their not so sporting tactics in the final half of the match with Poland, it is very hard not to cheer Japan on or at least to wish them well.  They are the classic plucky underdogs.  They play with decent style, and as a group are one of tightest lite.  They have enough flair to create problems, yet it is their mental toughness that carries them.  Sometimes its more important to stay in matches and know when to get that second wind than to go all out from the start.  Japan showed this in their opener against Colombia.  Its fair to say they've had plenty of luck far too.  Playing against ten men for nearly the whole match against Colombia certainly helped.  Senegal can consider themselves very unlucky to go out based on picking up more yellow cards than the Japanese.  Overall the African Nation played more consistently than Japan over the three games.  A lack of cutting edge is what did for them in the end.  Japan will need plenty of luck again against Belgium.  For Japan see Russia.  They would love to curse a upset. But realistically they have punched above their weight and have done fantastic to make it out of the group.  The peak for this golden generation of Belgium players needs to come soon.  They will be delighted with their draw (though much tougher tests await should they get through Japan).  I think Belgium's fluid passing, movement and pace will weigh this ageing Japan side out.  Even if Japan can hold out for an hour, in the end I think they will be out done.  If an upset for Japan, set pieces may well be crucial. 

Prediction: Belgium 2-0 Japan 

Sweden VS. Switzerland 



A nice dark horse of a tie.  Both sides overlooked, both looking capable of surprises.  Sweden have seen better days, but they still have a good team spirit and remain one of the toughest teams to play again against.  Likewise the Swish are tight at the back, but whereas Sweden are a more more a tougher side, Switzerland have one of the great flair players in Shaqiri (as it stands still of Stoke City), and are impressive on the break.  In a match involving two such industry sides, it could be Shaqiri's midfield partner Granit Xhaka who may hold the key for Switzerland.  When on his game Xhaka is effective at doing the nasty work in the middle and decent at setting play up.  Sadly, for both club and country he doesn't do this nearly enough and often loses his rag.  Likewise, Shaqiri often goes missing in big games, but with him there is at least the magic to change a game on the blink of the eye.  Despite a lack of good attackers up top, I think Sweden's more direct game maybe effective enough to over power Switzerland.  I think there is a good team spirit to this Swedish side also. 

Prediction:  Sweden 2-1 Switzerland 

Colombia VS. England 



The questions will rage on about if Southgate palled off a tactically master class in resting so many players and avoiding the tougher side of the group by losing to Belgium and coming runners up, rather than winning the group, or if the less than impressive line-up and performance has halted momentum.  The finally verdict for many will come after the result against Colombia.  First of all I think there is a danger of beating an underrated Colombia side.  They'v not played to their best yet, but sometimes its more impressive to find a way to win when not quite at your best.  Against Senegal they just kept going and in the end beat them into submission.  Their support is one of the most passionate and colourful, and there is still plenty of talent.  2014 Golden Boot Winner James Rodriguz is likely to make a small cameo at best.  Good news for England, he hasn't scored yet, but still is an important creative player outside of his goal threat.  Then again Colombia have still shown good quality even with Rodriguez playing a small role so far.  England have no reason to fear Colombia, but the likes of Cuadrado and Quintero have the quality to deliver important set pieces that could test England's defence properly.  Yerry Mina has plenty of pace on the counter from the back and Falcao looks like a proper target man who has it in him to out muscle England's back line.  The key is not to let Colombia to settle.  Their weakness is also at the back.  A high press from England could prove the key.  Davinson Sanchez of Tottenham is still a raw talent and is often sloppy in position.  The longer the game goes at 0-0 and the tighter it is I think Colombia are more likely to tough it out and find a way to win.  An aggressive and decisive start is important for England. Its true that if we get past Colombia, there is a great chance to at least make the semi-final (unexpected result before a ball was kicked), but I think Colombia is a tougher task than many are predicting.  This is England of course.  So far there have been many positives on the pitch and how the manager has gone about his business.  But this is still a slowly developing group which is yet to be truly tested.  Whatever happens on Tuesday, I think Southgate is the right man moving forward.  Even a lacklustre performance and defeat shouldn't change future plans. 

Prediction: Colombia 2-2 England (Colombia to win 4-2 on Penalties, this is England remember!).    

Bored Now does the Complete X-Files 1993-? Episode 103

The Complete X-Files

Episode 103: Squeeze













Plot: Scully is contacted by old academy friend Tom Colton.  Colton wants her to help him investigate a series of murders where the victims have had their livers ripped, with no indication of how the killer entered or exited the premises.  Scully convinces Colton to bring Mulder on board. Fox believes that the main suspect Victor Tooms has the ability to squeeze himself through tight spaces (such as air vents).  Mulder links this case to murders as far back as 1903.  

Original Air Date: 24/09/93 

The first of the 'Monster of Week' style episodes (unconnected to the overall series arc), which would become one of the great calling cards of the X-Files, and it leaves an impression.  Doug Hutchison as Tooms gives an impressively subtle and sinister performance.  In fact, he is one of the few villains to get more than one shot appearance.  Squeeze also opens up many of the core themes of the show moving forward.  We again see the bond being developed between Mulder and Scully.  Whilst the agents once again clash on how credible Mulder's theory is? Scully ultimately defends Fox against the bullying tactics of Colton.  Colton convincingly played by Donal Logue is the first of many links from Scully's past that provides tension with her new career choices and complex relationship with Mulder.  Dana's conflict between having a normal life and pressuring the X-Files becomes a running theme during this debut season.  Colton represents the stuffy corporate slimebag for which Fox is so opposed.  A certain UN-ethical choice Tom makes is another factor in Scully taking Mulder's side over his. 




The episode establishes the dirty lo-fi feel to the sound effects and visuals of the early seasons (which none seem a little dated). Much of the show was actually shot on location in Canada which doubled impressively for real US big cities. Many of the best episodes effectively mix thriller like pacing with the fantastical and scary Sci-Fi and horror elements.  This started properly here.  Mulder's argument about the Tooms case is grounded in a back to basics everyday logic.  His speech early on about every finger print being unique was a nice touch.  There is a tightly knit pattern to Fox's case, based in reality, like the tie-in to when finger printing was introduced. Like classic thriller plotting each element of the case counts, which is similar to what Mulder suggests about each finger print. The polygraph scene is another standout to me.  The strange questions slipped in by Mulder again showing his unconventional, outside of the box thinking compared with most of the other FBI agents on the show.






 The direction sets a powerful icy, atmosphere.  The sound of paranoia inched across the soundtrack. Part of makes Tooms a terrifying presence is the mundane nature of his job as an animal pest man (notably working for the government).  The skill to Hutchison's performance is how in one instance he can appear as the nervous, wide eyed baby face (proving an effective cover for his crimes), only later to subtly turn that into a coldly menacing and brooding presence.  The threat of the unexpected is another recurring theme throughout the series. As well as the mystique of the unknown being all the more scary.  A turn here is that we know early on who the killer is, with the backstory of the case the crucial details.  Beat by beat I probably enjoy the previous episode Deep Throat a little more, but Squeeze is gripping throughout and feels a more consistent episode. 



Rating: 7/10  

Bored Now does the Russian World Cup remix! Days 5-10

Bored Now's World Cup 2018 



For those miffed that at the lack of England camp talking points in the build-up to this World Cup, and after this opening (because shock horror we won and actually played quite well!), their prays were answered a few days later when a piece of paper supposedly revealing England's line-up for match two (crucially Sterling being replaced by Rashford), fired tensions up again once again.  It's a piece of paper! Well I guess that's all our hard work outdone.  For the record the manager has claimed that it was just a training formation than the confirmed final starting-line up for the Panama game.  Anyway, on Monday night against Tunisia England got more right than wrong.  The slick passing, and high energy pressing game set a good tone.  The fluidity between defence, midfield and forward line which Southgate had been preaching got off to promising start.  Of course in Harry Kane, England had a portent figure up top to finish off moves.  In a throw back to centre forwards of the past, Kane actually saw little of the ball for most of the game only to pop up with two fine headers at crucial times to win the game.  It was a well deserved win even if the second half didn't match the first.  My small complaints would be that besides Kane there was a lack of a cutting edge up front.  At times there was a lack of a plan B.  Then again it could well be a plus that Southgate had some much faith in England's style that he stuck with it so long. 

The downside to this was that his side got leggy as the game wore on, and there was less purpose to their passing than during the first 45 minutes. Southgate's decision to leave Dale Ali on when it seemed almost certain he wasn't fit enough has proven a misstep in the days since.  But the manager deserves credit for the timing of his substitutions, with both Rashford and Loftus-Cheek making a difference come the end.  A question mark hangs over Sterling of will he joined the long list of England Internationals who struggled to recreate their glowing club form for country.  Tunisia who had been hyped as Africa's best International side in the build-up were very flat on the night.  The Tunisian side of 1998 were more competitive against England, even though the 2018 version came closer to nicking a result (BTW the ref got the penalty call against England right IMO).  They defended very well in the second half, but I didn't see a great deal else to suggest this team can be a threat.  Against a better side I think England's as yet unproven defence would receive a tougher test.  A promising start at least for a raw set of players. 

Meanwhile, in the other match in Group G, the World Cup's true underdogs Panama got a fairy tale first 45 minutes in their World Cup debut.  Bringing back fond memories of the heart shown from Trinidad and Tobago (also in England's group) at the 2006 tournament, the wide eyed passion and spirit shown from both Panama players and supporters made for their own min-world cup story, before Belgium spoiled the party in the second half.  For the first half at least Panama looked more than equal.  What is most beautiful about their adventure is that they were just loving every minute of being at a World Cup, let alone worrying about escaping the group.  This attitude is always refreshing in the modern game which is in danger of being killed stone dead by the hype machine.  Bar those of a Belgium persuasion, I doubt many wouldn't have enjoyed Panama's celebrations having reached half-time at 0-0 against one of the most talented players group of players at the World Cup.  For Belgium, job done, but they still have many questions to answer. 



Star of the Day: Harry Kane 

Dork of the Day: No one (those Wrestlers from Tunisia at least gave us English something to grumble about..).



A lively day six kicked off with the intriguing, Colombia against Japan clash.  And we were not left cold here.  On paper group H is one of the tightest, but Colombia having made waves in Brazil four years ago would have been the most fancied to cruise through.  On the hand Japan who tend to play with a degree of style and great spirit looked the more unsettled having recently changed managers, with some of their top players seeming to be on their last legs.  The much favoured South Americans got two early shocks. First of all before kick-off as it became clear that their top player James Rodriguez wouldn't be fit to start (he was on the bench and would play a part in the second half).  The second was the moment of madness just minutes into the match from Carlos Sanchez whose handball blocked a what would have been a clear goal for Japan, resulting in the double whammy of Colombia being reduced to ten men, and the resulting Japanese penalty which Shinji Kagawa dispatched with ease.  Aston Villa supporters who witness Sanchez's lifeless displays during the dreaded Paul Lambert years could tell Colombian fans that it was no great loss (notably Sanchez was signed on the back of good performances at the 2014 World Cup). Even so to go a goal down and to play majority of game a player short looked a up hill struggle.  Yet, a game that was determined to subvert expectations saw Colombia recover brilliantly from this setback and produce a master class in how to play with ten men.  Juan Quintero's equalising free kick was pure genius,but in a completely different way to Ronaldo's dramatic third for Portugal against Spain.  This was a cheeky and beautifully placed smoothly into the bottom corner as the Japanese keeper made a last grasp dive in despair.  This gave Colombia the least they deserved going into the break, and seemed to set them up nicely to finish the job in the second half.  However, Japan had not read the script and found their second wind, dominating the second forty five as much as Colombia had in the first half.  Crucially, the new coach made important changes with their former star player Honda (now 31), coming on late to fresher the attack.  Leicester City's Okazaki offed a bit more beef up front also.  The numbers game was finally catching up with Colombia who looked a shadow of their first half selves.  To their credit they dug in and defended well. With ten men and more points yet to play for a draw would have been a decent result for them, but in the end Japan's positive second half approach was repaid.  Fitting it was too that Honda floated a beautifully cross for Osako to head in the winning goal.  Osako was impressive on the day, with midfielder Takashi Inui giving a masterclass.  Despite, this set back I don't think there is much for Colombia to panic about.  For them Radamel Falcao looked a menace up front and Bacca off the bench late on also posed some physical questions for Japan.  Tottenham centre back Davinson Sanchez had a shaky game at the back, but will hopefully work his way into the tournament.  From the BBC's point of view, Kevin Kilbane once again proved a likeable and insightful presence on commentary. Meanwhile Alex Scott was just full of enthusiasm in the studio giving a confident performance.  She's a pure delight! Okay, I'll stop blushing now...

This unexpected result set the group up nicely, with Senegal looking impressive in defeating Poland by the same score.  Poland themselves would have fancied their chances of being surprise packages.  This might be their world class striker Robert Lewandowski's final chance to make a mark on this stage.  There are a few young gems in their ranks desperate to make their marks too.  In the other match of the day the hosts carried on their momentum from the opener with another impressive victory which all but sealed their place in the last sixteen.  Goals from Cheryshev (adding to his double in the first game), Dzyuba and an own goal from Egypt's Fathy made it 8-1 to the Russian's over their two matches.  Mo Salah finally had his moment, but his late penalty could not brighten the mood for Egypt whose defeat meant they could no longer make the next round.  How things could have been different if not for Uruguay's late winner against them in the first round of matches.  In that match Egypt looked a half decent team at times.  Not so much here.  Credit to Russia, their riding that wave and playing with style.  Few in Russia will care that the two teams put to the sword are probably two of the weakest. 



Star of the Day: Takashi Inui (Japan)

Dork of the Day: Carlos Sanchez (Colombia) 

Not too much drama the following day.  The results all predictably went to form, and oddly enough all ended 1-0 with Portugal, Spain and Uruguay all struggling against lesser opposition.  After his stunning hat-trick against Spain, we saw the best and worst of Ronaldo against a robust Morocco battling to retain a foot hold in the tournament.  His early header was fantastic, after that he shined in places, but also resorted to some terrible diver and historics (oddly not commented on in the final analysis, the BBC's pundits falling a little too much in love witch his brilliance to spot these more ugly moments, Martin Keown at least pointed out his dive when trying to win a penalty).  Team mate Pepe once a crucial part of Portugal's defence now seems to be losing his mind and gave Ronaldo a run for his money in the pantomime villain stakes.  His temper running away with him, as he also forgot the art of tackling.  Following their compelling 3-3 opener both Spain and Portugal sit pretty on four points.  It would take quite something for either one of them not to make the last 16.  If there is a slip up though Carlos Queiroz's Iran are in a good position to pounce.  A meaty sub-plot sees Iran play Queriroz's side face his home country Portugal in the final round of group games.  Iran are underrated, so Portugal would be wise not to underestimate them. Uruguay seem to following the France route with a pair of solid 1-0's and hoping to work their way into form later in as the tournament progresses.  They were very patchy once again. 

Star of the Day: Diego Costa (Spain) (an unlikely early contender for the Golden boat)

Dork of the Day: Pepe (Portugal)  

I have a friend who claims to not have seen a minute of Russia 2018 up to this point (some sort of midlife thing he tells me, even if he is a few years of middle age), but was seduced into switching over when hearing about Argentina's horror show against Croatia.  This was a thrilling night of football, full of talking points, proving that in football mistakes just as much as good football can lead to excitement.  Both sides looked hit and miss in the first half (both missing a sitter a piece), with Croatia just about edging it.  A combination of Argentina playing even worse and Croatia kicking up a gear led to a glorious second half spectacle.  Its a shame that Argentina's shambolic collapse has grabbed most of the headlines. For me this match could be the one when Croatia lay down their marker.  They once again played some of the most inventive football of any country, with a sharp and eye catching midfield. They have pace and quality of delivery in the wide areas (Rakitic is one of the most underrated players in World football).  In Mandzukic they process a decent target man up top (though he looked a little off on this night).  What's odd about key man Luka Modric is that despite his consistent form for both club and country that no one talks about him when it comes to talk about some of the world's best players.  I think his influence and consistency at the top level warrant his inclusion in such conversations.  His superb bending shot from outside the box will go down as one the best goals over this World Cup.  Poor Willy Caballero maybe could have done a little better, but the technique and finish itself was a moment to saver.  The defence even looks decent. Its a little too soon to say this could be Croatia's world cup.  Its just impressive how they have gone about their business so far.  Booking their place for to the last 16 early is a nice bonus also.  For Argentina, everything that could possibly have gone wrong did.  The defence which looked shaky against Iceland was totally exposed by the pace and flair of the Croatians.  The shape of the side was shambolic and their failure to get the best out of Messi and Aruero was even more damning. To use a cliche, Jorge Sampaoli appears to have lost his dressing game.  The manager looks out of place in the dugout.  Why he didn't leave Aguero on to play with substitute Higuain and Messi (they were 2-0 down at the time), is baffling.  Maybe the most crucial aspect to Argentina's downfall on this night was that this might be one World Cup too many for 34-year-old Javier Mascherano, who during his prime years probably would have dominated proceedings in the middle of the park and played his part in creating chances.  The likes of Di Maria, Rojo, and Lanzini just don't match up to the high standards set by the Argentinian sides of the past.  The only good news for Argentina on this night could be that they can't go any lower at this World Cup.  They go into their final match against Nigeria in the odd position of almost expecting elimination to the point that it would become something of an anti-climax, whereas to turn it around and qualify would provide something of a nice surprise. 

 

Meanwhile, in Group Christian Eriksen staked his claim as one of the tournaments most influential creative players.  Like Modric, Eriksen is the player that Denmark set their game around.  The difference is the Danes would struggle more to fill the void if Eriksen missed out.  They lack the depth of squad or alternative playing style of Croatia.  Eriksen was at his best during the first half of the match against Australia.  His volley off a slick one-two was like a poetry in motion.  As has been a theme of the tournament so far, Denmark failed to keep the momentum going for the ninety minutes.  Australia once again proved plucky underdogs.  They deserved their draw based on the second 45 minutes.  Though how they got it was ball.  VAR this time leading too poor results and added confusion.  Extra points to Martin O'Neill setting the record straight in the ITV studios (even if for his argument was for some reason reason brushed aside).  None, the less 1-1 was about right on the day.  As the group underdogs Australia will be pleased to retain faint hopes of making the next round going into their final games.  Their only disappointment will be not pressing home their second half edge and wasting a few chances up their chances.  In the same group France improved on their performance from the opening game against a spirited Peru side backed by fanatical support.  The French this time had a better sharp and more consistent pattern to their play.  Giroud playing from the start proved an important foil for both Griezmann and Mbappe. Giroud already has two assists at this World Cup, and seems to nailed down his role in this French side.  The defence looked a little more solid too.  They are still a long way of looking tournament contenders, but their early progress has been steady at least.  For Peru, this is probably one tournament too early, but there are signs that they could make their mark in years to come. 

Star of the Day: Luka Modric (Croatia) 

Dork(s) of the Day: The officials in the VAR control room during the Denmark-Australia match. 

An unlikely hero came to Argentina's rescue in the form of Ahmed Musa of Nigeria.  The strikers second half display was that of a powerhouse.  His two goals were both impressive.  The change around in the second half, shot Nigeria back into contention and confirmed Group D as perhaps the most fascinating.  The first half stale mate against Iceland confirmed what we already knew about the two sides, that being they have fantastic work rate, physical presence and impressive runners from midfield.  However, the styles cancelled each other out with each lacking much creative spark.  The turning point of the game came when Sigurdsson blazed his penalty over the bar.  After this Nigeria didn't look back in a thrilling second half.  The manager made positive changes and the game was transformed as a result.  Victor Moses, Mikel John Obi, Iheanacho and keeper Francis Uzoho (one of the best of the tournament so far) all played their parts in a fine team effort, but it was Musa who made the game his own.  Nigeria in fleshy kits and high spirits have opened up group D even more.  Going into the final matches anyone of them, Iceland or Argentina can still qualify along side Croatia.  Ironically the wild card in the final shake up could be the Croatians themselves.  Its hard to predict how a team already qualified are going to perform.  Not least a side like Croatia who might be tempted to take their foot of the peddle and rest a few of their stars for the knockout round.  Based on their respective performances so far Nigeria will fancy chances of doing something against the shambles that is Argentina, but its all to play for at this stage.  Don't rule anything out. 



The other story of the day was that VAR actually did its job.  Over turning the penalty originally given to Neymar for Brazil against Coasta Rica late on.  A pathetic slow motion dive by the Brazilian was very nearly awarded.  The call being reversed had to be one of the great fist bump moments of Russia 2018.  The only sad thing was that the forward was booked for this.  This was not Neymar's only such action.  This was one of the most disgraceful displays of the World Cup so far.  Probably upset at his own lack of impact on the game, Neymar carried on his diving and hissy fit outbust almost until the end.  It was such moments that made this one of the least watchable matches so far.  Brazil did improve second half.  Roberto Firmino introduction giving Brazil a more direct option, opening up the game for the likes of Philippe Coutinho (again Brazil's outstanding player), Gabriel Jesus and Neymar himself.  Still a long way from their best and the 2-0 certainly flattered Brazil, but the two injury time goals from Coutinho and Neymar could prove a turning point for them come the end of the tournament.  Costa Rica for their part put up a good fight, but in the end were just over powered. 

  

 Switzerland were able to match Brazil once again in an impressive display in beating Serbia 2-1.  Shaqiri once again proving a important creative force at the right time.  The Swish always seem to come up with something at least during the group stages, and are in prime position to at the very least make the last sixteen in second place.  The Swish and Brazil both have four points.  I don't expect Switzerland to have many problems getting the point they need against a deflected Costa Rica. Serbia who still have a chance of going through should give Brazil a much tougher test. 

Star of the Day: Ahmed Musa (Nigeria) 

Dork of the Day: Neymar (Brazil)  

Bored Now does the Russian World Cup - Day 4

Bored Now's Russian World Cup - Day 4



Its fair to say that the World Cup has never truly started until we get the first real upset.  Both the Aussies and Iceland gave France and Argentina issues (the Iceland draw a warning shot to the South Amercan's egos).  But we finally got the first true hammer blow mid-way through day four and there was something quite beautiful about it too.  For some the German's UN-doing was not that surprising.  The political unrest back home had added to a tense atmosphere.  Not that friendlies mean anything, but their pre-tournament form had been patchy in the extremes also.  I think the most important thing to remember is that retaining the World Cup is probably harder than winning it in the first place.  Four years ago Germany were the huge favourites to the point that it seemed a bit of an anti-climax when they finally put Argentina out of their misery in Brazil.  Still, there was not massive pressure on them to win that tournament, or at least no more than normal.  Much on the focus was on the hosts and if Neymar could fulfil his potential.  Now everyone's gunning for Loachim Low's side and the questions will persist on if they've peaked.  For those who love a statistic, this being Germany's first defeat in their opening world cup fixture since 1982 is a sweet one.  As sloppy as Germany were on the day (that defence really struggles against pace), let's give prise to Mexico for a near perfect display.  The shape was rigged, the defending both organised and gutsy - including some die hard blocks in the second half.  But the feature of the game were the timing of the Mexican's break away runs.  Javier Hernandez on his 102nd appearance for his country worked beautifully in sync with the promising youngster Hirving Lozano.  Both made clever runs during the game, though it was Hernandez's role to drop off the front line, hold the ball up and slide his partner into play.  On the day he was the perfect foil.  For the goal Lozano showed great maturity.  At first it appeared as if the chance had gone, but his composure to keep the ball under control and calmly slide it into the bottom corner gave Mexico a well deserved lead.  As a slasher fan I couldn't help but get a kick out of a player with the nickname "Chucky" scoring the crucial goal!  If he's anything like the killer doll from those movies we'll be seeing many sequels from him during this World Cup.  Carlos Vela once of Arsenal also had an industrious game, looking night and day from his time in England.  Germany improved in the second half, but no where near enough to suggest they were worth something.  Most of their neat play were in areas that didn't put much pressure on Mexico's defence.  The World Champions efforts to go more direct when bringing on Mario Gomez were only mildly successful.  When it came to the crunch the Germans were a little too predictable, and Mexico again looked dangerous on those breakaways.  The only fault to be picked with their display was that they wasted a few good chances to put the game beyond Germany.  Perhaps they don't yet have the cutting edge to be a threat further into this tournament.  However, on this day they got the balance between defence and attack just about right, and the questions mount for Germany.  Sweden won't be any pushovers for them either. 

 

The only down note of this exciting match was the painful sound of Phil Neville's attempts at commentary.  In fact, he sounded in pain every time he tried to form a sentence!  Old Phil also suffers from the Mark Bright habit of play-by-play, as in true motor mouth fashion he tries to cram in as many words as possibly in the shortest amount of time.  Jonathan Pearce sitting next to Neville must have wondered at times just who the lead commentator was for the evening?  One of the stranger moments came back in the studio during the half-time when Gary Lineker  highlighted how much he was enjoying Mexico's success only to pause and add, "Not just because its against Germany".  An awkward laugh followed... Without the Germany remark, people would fairly assume that Lineker was just referring to the less fancied of the two sides beating the World Champions.  As it was Linker gave off a very strange vibe.  Way to kill those anti-German BBC conspiracy theories Gary. 



Over on ITV it was to see the return of a tanned Roy Keane adding nice balance to the analysis of Brazil's draw against the Swiss.  It was a little odd to see him so relaxed, but then I guess since BBC took Adrian Chiles, there is one less reason for Keane to be so pissed off with life.  On the pitch we were treated to another engrossing match, with Brazil pulling off the nice trick of fooling us into thinking they meant business and could truly put the Swiss to the sword only to retreat into the night during for most of the second half.  The marking for the Swish equaliser was sloppy.  Switzerland, not for the first time looked pretty decent and were deserving of a draw.  Shaqiri for them is a true enigma.  A playmaker who on his day can out do even the best of defences with a piece of magic, other times he looks a right grump and just drifts.  With a lack of punch upfront his creative work combined with a solid back line could be enough to get Switzerland out of a tight looking group.  Serbia's early win against Costa Rica was important for them. Kolarov's free kick was pretty special and they grew into the game after a slow start.  Serbia will have a claim for dark horses of the group.  Kolarov and Coutinho's strike for Brazil will rank up there for goal of the tournament come the end I'm sure.  So its over to Gareth's boys today. Don't screw up! Show those Germans and Brazilians how a cock-up is done! 



   

Star of the Day: Hirving Lozano (aka "Chucky") (Mexico)
Dork of the day: Neymar (Brazil) (came close to picking a German, but I still find Neymar overrated and he is more instantly slappable too!).

Bored Now does the Russian World Cup 2018 - Day 3

Bored Now's Russian World Cup - Day 3 



Let's say it all at once, "VAR, FUCKING VAR"! The annoying new footballing trend that no body can quite figure out became the theme of day 3.  That a host of penalties spread across the four matches, some missed, some scored.  One of the misses may go down as one of the big moments of the World Cup.  Oh and the ball busting in the French-Aussies match, that was kinda cool too!

A mixed day begin with some hope for the underdogs and neutrals.  The Australians who thrive at succeeding at most other sports, yet love being the plucky outsiders at football gave a brilliantly gutsy performance which was almost enough to snatch a draw from the "hot and cold" French (as the woman on the BBC's video described them).  France followed Uruguay's suit from the previous day by paying well in patches, but ultimately struggling to get into their groove.  Even more so than Uruguay, the French here bumbled their way to a narrow victory.  It was almost like a farcical comic routine.  I have to say well played boys.  After all, no one wins a World Cup by looking like world beaters in the first game.  The way to do it is to make avenge opposition look amazing, to sneak a win without playing well, thus taking the pressure off yourselves and then playing to your best when people least expect it.  The main problem for the French I think will be getting the best out of promising youngster Kylian Mbappe, whilst fitting him around a system that also needs to accommodate their top striker Antoine Griezmann.  Following Spain's suit from the previous night with a more direct approach could help at times.  Olivier Giroud may look out of place in the modern game, and his goal scoring record is a bit "hot and cold", but psychical presence and hold up play gives France another option and he can be one hell of a threat from set pieces.  It was their predictability at times that almost lost them all three points here.  Australian were well drilled, with standout performances from the likes of Trent Sainsbury, keeper Mathew Ryan, and the passion of Aaron Mooy and Mile Jedinak at the heart of the midfield as a driving force.  Jedinak noteworthy for making history as the first player to captain Australian at two world cups.  It was certainly an uplifting moment when he converted the spot-kick to level the scores (justice since the spot-kick that put the French ahead was very suspect).  To Aston Villa fans Jedinak is a bit of an enigma.  Having signed two summers ago from Crystal Palace, he seemed the perfect fit for the dog fight that is the Championship.  Since then he has struggled to make much of a mark on the team, and up till recently has been in and out of the side.  More baffling, is that for the Aussies Jedinak has added goals to his other traits (scoring a hat trick in qualifying). Little goal threat has come from him at Villa Park.  An interesting subplot for Australia might be how much of an impact Tim Cahill can have when he plays.  They probably lack much in the way of creativity or bite up front.  In tight games he only needs one moment to snatch the crucial goal.  Their bad luck at the end of this one was a really shame.  A draw would have given them a fighting chance.  Denmark up next is another tough match, Peru is more winnable.  Four points from those two games has to their aim. This being the early game (11.00am for us Brits), gave it a relaxed breakfast slot kind of feel.  The witty and charming Mark Chapman (he's coming for your job Lineker!!), proved the perfect anchor for such a slot.  Alex Scott was lively as a studio pundit keeping the female end up.  Didier Drogba made a solid, if unremarkable debut.  Mark Lawrenson on communtary duties tends to fit the flavour of an early start.  His sarcasm of recent years can grate a bit, but he remains a likeable enough presence, direct, with a good sense of humour.

 

  The most entertaining moment of the day might have come when the BBC's broadcast crashed during Phil Neville's mutterings.  The real boob here came when they briefly cut to pictures of the Argentinian fans ahead of their game.  Since the BBC weren't showing their match you have to wonder if they were nicking second hand shots from their rivals?  Speaking of who, ITV hit an all-time low when serving up the deadly one-two-punch of Glenn Hoddle and Sam Twatterface for the game in question.  Twatterface is a journeyman hack who has bounced around between Sky news to Talksport and now ITV in no time at all.  He has all the flow of someone nicking stats off wiki, whilst commenting from a middle class pub.  What is most annoying is his lame attempts at comedy. At one point he came up with this winning line, "Iceland are sitting so deep, some of their players are wearing scuba masks." Bravo Sam, bravo! His back slapping interaction with Hoddle was toe curling.  At least in the studio Patrice Evra (looking like a Jackson 5 cast-off), and Henrik Larsson added some diversity to proceedings.  The match itself was an intriguing clash of styles with some good drama and most importantly for a football match kept you guessing.  Iceland the stars of Euro 2016 (sorry Wales!), not only matched Australian's energy levels and tactics, but were able to carefully pick their moments.  The likes of Gudmundsson and Gunnarsson made some excellently timed runs from midfield making life difficult for the Argentinian defence which looked very leggy.  Unlike France in the first match, Argentina didn't actually play badly on the day.  They just lacked a plan B, lacked a little bit of edge and luck.  Its telling that Aguero's goal was a brilliantly worked individual effort, contrasted with the more direct, but smartly worked Iceland equaliser.   Most impressive about the goal was the commitment to keep the ball alive in the penalty area.  It seemed Argentina were only going to score with a moment of magic or luck.  With the shape and passion of Iceland neither looked likely as the day went on.  Messi having a penalty saved was a sweet moment too.  His subplot is intriguing.  Iceland were more than worth their point, a result that opens group D up nicely. 

Two potential dark horses for the tournament are Denmark and Croatia.  The Dens are always functional and never fail to course headaches.  Christian Eriksen is one of the best creative players at this World Cup.  They had a tough time against Peru (who themselves might be quite underrated), more so in the first half, but got the job done following an improved second half.  The Dens should fancy their chances of at least snatching second spot.  More impressive all be it in a forgettable match were Croatia who opened up with decent 2-0 win over Nigeria, in a battle of Experience VS. Youth.  The Nigerians will surely be cursing their luck at once again being drawn in the same group as Argentina.  If history is anything to go by Messi will take his frustrations out the Africans with two or three goals in their final group game.  Still Iceland's surprise draw will give others hope. 

 

Match day 4 should bring some thrilling stories.  Both Brazil and Germany open their World Cup, both facing nations that could handout upsets if there are not on their games.  Switzerland and Mexico are not sides to be overlooked.  Meanwhile, the opening game should be a close contest between Costa Rica and Serbia who will both feel they can do something at this tournament.       

Star of the Day: Mile Jedinak (Australia's record setting captain). 
Dork of the Day: Sam Twatterface

Bored Now does the World Cup Russia 2018

Bored Now's Russian World Cup - Day 2



Alright, let's get it out the way! Cristiano you are the greatest! You are the most perfect thing not only to grace a football pitch, but to grace this earth! It was such a smart tactic getting injured (wink, wink!) during the Euro 2016 final which turned out to be the key factor in your country upsetting the French.  And, those who question your ego need only see your selfless display on the touch throughout the second half and during extra time in which you were just giving your experienced manager (who naturally had nothing to do with Portugal's success...), pointers on how to lead a team, right?  Right, with the ass kissing out the way and my future BBC job secured, he are my thoughts on day 2!

The first surprise of the day came when the BEEB's three man pundit team of Jermaine Jenas, Phil Neville and Matthew Upson for the opening match of the day proved actually quite solid.  The great mystery to Neville is how such a decent pundit is so dreary when on commentary?  Let's hope the broadcasting resist the urge of placing the great bore behind the mic for our opening on Monday.  Special bonus points go to Neville and Jenas for having a spat about the central midfield battle being lost during the first half.  Admittedly, this was hardly biting stuff, but by the normal lifeless standards of these guys it was a nice distraction. Jenas is one of those guys who is just too nice put down too much, but like a friend of mine once pointed out is too nice to be a good pundit also.  Upson mirrors his playing days as a broadcaster, nothing special, but a nice steady presence, with decent knowledge.  As fun as it is to knock Lineker as host, he remains one of the best at keeping the show ticking, with fun quips, and sharp engagement with his panel.

The opening match of the day felt like a familiar World Cup group stage game.  Uruguay fancied to go far in the tournament struggled to get going, with their big talent having off days.  Luis Suarez especially having a stinker.  Edinson Cavani even on an off day made a difference to the game.  The other reason Uruguay struggled to perform on the day was because their street fighting skills went missing.  It was Egypt more up for the fight in a patchy first half.  The underdogs showed good work rate and their impressive high pressing game led to sloppy mistakes from Uruguay.  Egypt's call to rest top striker Mohamed Salah was probably wise with more winnable games against the hosts and Saudi Arabia to come.  The manager Hector Cuper came close to pulling off a masterstroke with the unlikely draw just moments away before the late winner.  The Uruguay fans did bring colour and passion to day two - their national anthem (the longest of any), a great moment.  The moment of tournament up to that point came in the 23rd minute, with the Suarez, goal-disallowed goal-terrible miss summing up football's appeal as a game about random, surreal moments that happen in such a flash that it leads the viewer question just what has happened?...  What turned out to be a poor miss was a start of a theme for Suarez and his country on the day.  The contrast between the two afternoon games and the main event in the evening, was that the unsung heroes were the highlights in the earlier games.  Captain Diego Godin and his centre back partner Jose Maria Gimenez (scorer of the 89th minute winning header), were probably Uruguay's outstanding performers (the nerdy half-time debate over if Godin or Spain's Ramos is the best centre back in world football was a gem from the pundits).  Meanwhile, Egypt's in-experienced keeper Mohamed El-Shennawy, a surprise selection ahead of 45-year old Essam El-Hadary almost stole the day on his International debut, with impressive saves, first point break from Suarez, then at the striker's feet (for which Suarez overplayed the ball).  The man nicked named Trezeguet showed little flashes for Egypt, but without Salah there was almost no goal threat from them.    Still, I thought they were unlucky not to nick a point.  The game finally bust into life in the final ten minutes, with Cavani's late free kick thundering off the post, with the resulting rebound not favouring Uruguay suggesting that this would not be their day, before Gimenez showed the attackers how its done. 



Iran's last grasp winner over Morocco in the late afternoon slot provided a bit more goal mouth action, but as a match was not much better.  Before Spain and Portugal bucked the early tournament trend in a back and forth six goal thriller will probably end up being one of the top five matches of the whole tournament.  The early Ronaldo penalty set the pace (unlike his later free kick award, I felt the ref got this one right). If not for that early goal the game may have drifted into the expected mediocre fare that meetings between two of the big guns normally do this early on.  Spain on the night were especially impressive, with their topsy turvy week proving to be a non-factor in their performance.  Questions again will be asked about whether they have peaked as a great nation?  On this night they played with great spirit, coming back twice from going behind and then to be leading late into the game should give them great heart.  For a good majority of the game they played with the style of peak-era Spain (Portugal stuck in the game with an impressive counter attack game).  Most impressive was how they mixed up their style on the night, with two nicely worked route one goals getting the best of Costa (I'm claiming two assists from Busquets for my dream team!), who still doesn't quite feel at home playing for Spain.  In midfielder Isco there is proof that the rich depth of the Spanish and their future of being half decent may not be such danger.  The main issue maybe the defence which at times looked all at sea.  Not withstanding how brilliant Ronaldo's late free kick was, i'm pretty sure that if Spain had defended better on the night they would have seen the match out.  de Gea's unexpected blunder for Portugal's second shared with Suarez for WTF moment of the day.  A mind blowing match that exceeded expectations, but the question is whereas Uruguay are working their way into the tournament have Portugal and Spain peaked too soon? 




Star of the Day: Mohamed El-Shennawy (the debuting Egyptian keeper could do with a bit of spotlight)

Dork of the Day: Luis Suarez (when he's not playing his best the striker can be a bit of a bore).  

Bored Now Does the Russian World Cup 2018: Day 1

Russia World Cup 2018  - Day 1


Robbie Williams looked just as bemused during his ITV interview before performing at the World Cup as no doubt millions of people were watching the performance.  As pretty as some of the staging next surrounding the singer was, this was not the strangeness on a grand scale you expect from a opening ceremony.  Instead, we got a very pretty concert with Williams running through a selection of his best known songs (Let Me Entertain you striking a predictable opening note).  I can't say much bad about this ten minute spectacle.  It was just something that happened. It wasn't really an opening ceremony just something to distract the viewer for a few minutes.  For bad or for worse an opening ceremony should be inched in the memory for days to come.  As it turned out Williams by mistake has provided this most bizarre of World Cups with its second big headline (the first being the Spanish coach's departure).  His two fingered salute it has be suggested is against the law in Russia, leading to rumours that he may face criminal action.  Start the conspiracy theories now folks!

Meanwhile, viewers in the UK were treated to a painful hour of build-up before the brief opening ceremony, with ITV's normal waffle.  To be fair, the pundits were on solid form, with even Ian Wright not coming off as a total shambles for a change.  Slaven Bilic seemed mad at the world.  His style of repeating mostly the same thing over again, just with a different phase, with a some ranting and proper insights thrown in will either sink or swim over the tournament.  He will be the most lovable pundit in four weeks time or the most despised. Normally a solid host here Mark Pougatch has to struck down by the ITV curse turning him into the dullest man in the room.  On the positive front former Women's International made Eniola Aluko made a confident start to ITV broadcasting career.  As is normally the case with the ITV converge it settled down to no distinct rhythm.  There was no great depth or insight, no flow, and patchy attempts at humour.  I got the impression that the channel plan on tackling this World Cup with the same cliches it uses for other tournaments, and that there would be little journalistic engagement with the politics surrounding it.  The low point of the afternoon was their lengthy discussion on VAR.  Personally I'm already bored of the subject and listening to this lot (including extra insight from Mark Clattenberg) try to explain the system and pick apart its merits was truly painful.  A thoughtful profile on Reheem Starling's painful up bringing and rise to fame once again suggested the channel would spend a large amount of the tournament banging on about England, even on days when the national side are not playing.  At the end of its first hour it felt like ITV had barely scratched the surface of what could be ahead at this World Cup. 



So to the opening match which for me was quite forgettable, if lively in places.  Strange to describe a 5-0 win for the hosts as such.  The quality of she five goals cannot be questioned with the fourth standing out as a world class effort.  But following a fast paced opening, an early Russian goal actually proved a death nail for match quality.  Having gotten the break the hosts settled down into an effective counter attacking game with limp resistance from the Saudi Arabia.  This pattern could have led to a more thrilling match if it wasn't for the fact that the visitor's standard of passing was almost of a Sunday league level.  They offered pretty much zero going forward, and there wasn't a great deal of passion on or off the pitch. Anyway, there have been worse opening games, and to get five goals is always a rare treat.  For the hosts this could be as good as their world cup gets, and possible a key result if there are to make it to the first knockout round.  I expect both Uruguay and Egypt to offer far greater resistance.  Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia competing at their first tournament in two decades announced themselves as the team to beat, and beat and beat again... If there are a worst team this year I will be very surprised. 

  

Star of the Day: Denis Cheryshev (Russian midfielder who scored twice from the bench of second of which was a wonderful volley). 

Dork of the Day: Glenn Hoddle (he may know a thing or two about football, but his lifeless and repetitive commentary style is likely to have fans crying for Andy Townsend to return to the booth...

Leave your comments on day one should you have any below.   

Bored Now does the Fifa World Cup 2018 aka The War Games!

Bored Now does the 2018 Russian World Cup



So we arrive at the World Cup end game for me at least (well maybe for the next eight years?), with the nervous looking 2018 field for which even the media on having mustered a great deal excitement.  The overall feeling I have is that this is a tournament busting with impressive players and potential big stories, but with a lack of outstanding or standout teams.  As in a team that from 1 to 11 are amazing in their individual roles, yet are able to gel into a dominating team unit.  Lets look at some of the key issues/questions.

Will the absences of Holland and Italy harm the World Cup?
The standout story from the European Championships two years ago were the feel good stories of Wales and Iceland surprising everyone (the former doing what England couldn't, the later making their mark on popular culture and earning brownie points for putting Roy Hodgson out of his misery as England manager..).  Otherwise I thought it was a very unremarkable tournament.  The question is does having two of the big hitters not qualifier cheapen what is meant to be the greatest football tournament in the world?  I don't think it does.  This tournament is filled with big names from throughout the world and once the games kick off there are any number of teams looking fill those giant sized Dutch and Italian egos.  No doubt, the World Cup has lost a bit of colour without out them.  In its place we've gained a massive headline, and some people have gained the right to shake the heads at the nerve of the countries playing in those nations place! The bigger talking point is whether the absence of Holland and Italy makes the tournament more or less competitive?  There are the likes of Colombia, Croatia or even Serbia who feel they have the talent and passion to step up and make the most this situation (no I refuse to say the E word! Although I'm sure Egypt can do something...).  The worry for me is that the already fancied nations (and they know who they are) will be able to cement their dominance on the field and had a easier time of things.  Its telling that the World Champions Germany are having a rough time of things going into the tournament (and I'm not even talking about the friendlies as they mean nothing), despite the depth of talent, un-Brazil like grit the Brazilians still need to prove they can handle the big occasion (there are plenty of big match winners at club level in their ranks at least), meanwhile, France are the most likely to fill the Dutch void as a team of individuals who explode in an ugly mess of egos, politics and scandals.  Does anyone else remember the Raymond Domenech fiasco from eight years ago?  Now that's as Paul Weller would say "Entertainment"! The French on paper have one of the best balanced squads, with youth and experience nicely matched.  On their day they play some of the best football in the world, its just it normally takes them a very long time to get into their groove.  Not to mention I'm convinced all the players hate the manager and secretly believe he more resembles the kit man of the France 98 success than the die hard, tough tackling midfield predator he's been telling describing.  Besides many of this squad were barely out of nappies by them, so it could be a case of "What have you done for us lately?". 

The other issue is that without Holland or Italy, and with Egypt likely to under perform there could be a lack of mouth watering crunch games as the tournament progresses.  Spain against Portugal could be a nice appetizer for the group stages (if not the three course meal it once was, 0-0 anyone?), but realistically if there was ever a time for the enigmas of Morocco VS. Iran, Panama VS. Tunisia or Costa Rica VS. Serbia it is at the group stages.  On balance I'd rather have the Italians and Dutch at my party, however, I'm still open to the unexpected. 

Can England actually do something this time?
By even posing the question it feels like I've already hyped them up too much!  I can only think of the stick Harry Kane got after being press manipulated into saying the dreaded words "I think we can win it!" Lets start with King Harry (no royal jokes please).  He is the most unlikely England captain this side of Phil Neville.  His name sounds like that of a  film noir character, his personality as inspiring as Orlando Bloom's.  Truth is he's as impressive as any English centre forward of the last ten years.  The last few seasons at Spurs have suggested that he could be the real deal and given time will be a world class all rounder.  I just don't see naturally leadership coming from him.  Trouble is I don't see it coming from very many around him either.  If this does prove the World Cup of youth (France's Kylian Mbappe is tipped by many to be the tournament's breakout star) that could play into England's hands with the likes of Rashford, Maguire and Loftus-Cheek (anyone else feel a song coming on?) ready to turn a few heads.  Southgate is the sort of dependable, softly spoken character who has respect and will not let emotions get out of hand.  My feeling is that his challenge is more to avoid any big disasters at this World Cup, so that he and many of the squad will be in around and in healthy nick to face the music at future tournaments.  Most entertaining of all perhaps are the English fans trying to talk up Panama and Tunisia as a way to not talk up England, and likewise to cram in the normal England will find a way to bugger it up gags!  I've settled on, "Hey guys we're actually in a good group.  Nothing wrong with saying that. But of course it would be foolish to underestimate anyone and this is England we're talking about here, so you know..."  The nerves will doubt kick in if we go into the final group game against Belgium needing a result, but then we'll deal with Belgium when we get to Belgium.  If we get passed the group and look half decent then for today's England that has to be progress. 


Can Belgium fulfil their promise?  



Sorry, but I doubt it.  It was a wise choice to make Lukaku their vocal point (this could be his tournament to dominate) while leaving Benteke at home.  But ever since his high flying days at Swansea and Wigan (as high flying as a spell at Wigan can be), plus that one good season at Everton, manager Roberto Martinez looks one of the least likely to succeed as a top level coach.  His grasp of big match tactics or tactical flexibility has been found wanting.  More telling is that Martinez lacks the coolness to bring this fantastic group together.  In Hazard and De Bruyne they have two of the World's best players who still have a point to prove on the International stage.  Oddly, enough I feel this could be a big tournament for Marouane Fellaini.  He brings important balance to a over wise free flowing midfield, is nasty enough to crack a few skulls and is able to make a difference in both penalty areas.  Fellaini truly is the ghost of football, exempt for those crucial few moments when he does something important.  His presence in the dressing room could be a big one at least.  Martinez VS. The Belgian dressing room could be the story of this World Cup.


Will the Host have a good tournament or will all the talking be done off the pitch?
Expectations around the Russian camp seem to be at a all-time low.  They have a tricky looking group which includes one of the tournament dark horses in Uruguay.  The so called golden generation which looked half decent under the steeling control of Fabio Capello has long since faded.  The main problem for the host is that there is so much negative politics flying around the country right now than no one else wants to talk about anything else.  Russia as first time hosts is of course a novelty and that could be the thing for them to build on.  Outside of the politics the country is one of the most diverse, and the early signs are that they will be welcoming if modest hosts.  For them to stand a good chance of escaping the group through the right side I think they probably need to beat Saudi Arabia in today's opener.  The one thing I will say is that outside of Uruguay Group A is reasonably open group.  On the field I doubt the Russian's will be pulling up any trees, off it there is a chance to create a few positive headlines. 
 


Tournament Predictions:

Winners Brazil 
Surprise Package: Croatia 
Leading Scorer: Antoine Griezmann  

I will be updating this blog throughout the World Cup and will return later for my thoughts on the opening ceremony.