Bored Now does the Russian World Cup 2018

Bored Now's World Cup 2018 - Is Football really coming home?



How typical would it be if after fifty plus years without a competitive trophy and with recent expectations at a all-time low if England surprise the World on Sunday and send most of the UK into a what will seem like a year long frenzy.  Hell there maybe even a late decision to postpone the start of the regular football season so that both media and fans alike can recover from the thrill/shock.  Of course they have to reach the final first, which depending on which Croatia show up on Wednesday could be easier said than done.  Croatia were one of the outstanding teams of the group stages, and their performances seemed to confirm them as everyone's dark horses.  Yet, since they have stumbled their way through the knockouts.  Against Denmark they only looked like the Croatia we expect for 30 minutes, before the match drifted into two sides cancelling each other out, both appearing to scared to take chances.  The performance was better again the hosts Russia although again they only played in small busts.  What will be a worry is their lack of a plan B when attempting to break down a robust Russian back line. Croatia tended to over play, and were mostly looking to play through the middle of Russia.  A tricky game plan to pull off with some many bodies organised effectively for the hosts.  At the other end Croatia's defensive unit looked venerable when defending long balls, or from Russian counter attacks.  Certainly a fair few weaknesses for England to expose. Because of these moments and Russia's never say die attitude, this was a much better spectacular than Croatia's draw with Denmark in the previous round.  To add to it Denis Cheryshev's wonder strike which gave Russia a surprise lead (though it was short lived), will rank as one of the tournament's best goals.  Indeed, Russia pushed Croatia all the way and bowed out with grace losing on penalties having played out a thrilling 2-2 draw. 






Its been a great World Cup and the hosts have more than played their part.  For Croatia they must improve if they are to make the final.  You would expect England to take even greater advantage if Croatia have another off day. If Croatia can reproduce their performance from the group stage they should give England our toughest test yet.  Momentum is certainly more with England, and they have performed consistently with a good team spirit and solid unit.  Landing on the right half of the draw has helped.  Its coming together that England wouldn't really play one of the tournament's very best till the final (IF we make it!).  There are still weaknesses for England which haven't truly been tested such as the defence.  At times we've overplayed, and maybe lacked a play B, which is why it was promising to see players not named Harry Kane get the crucial goals against Sweden.  It is maybe the big match experience of Croatia if anything which could swing it in their favour, and of course if the likes of Modric and Rakitic overrun England in midfield.  But I'm confident that having seen Croatia's struggles against Denmark and Russia, that Southgate should have us well prepared to make life difficult for them to play their game.  There is still much to do to go down in history along with the 66 team, but I think we have a decent chance of making the final at least. 

Prediction: England 1-0 Croatia (not sure I could take more penalties!)

On the other hand the winner of the other semi-final between France and Denmark will have the right to at least secretly call themselves the favourites.  The two sides are the best left in the tournament and both have shown they can lift their games against strong opposition in crunch games.  With France deposing of  Argentina and Uruguay and Belgium digging in to beat a gutsy Japan, and more impressively overturning the favourites Brazil in a cracking last eight clash.  This is not only the standout semi because of the mouth watering football which could come from it, but because of the pressure on both to finally produce their best and take home the prize.  For Belgium this golden generation may not get a better chance and are probably running out of chances anyway.  Meanwhile, France have a history of imploding at crucial times, and not quite living up to the promise of their star players. This match could come down to the strikers.  Lukaku is not only in the race for the golden boot, but he proved against Brazil that he can make a profound impact on the match even without scoring.  France out of the two are little tighter at the back, so Lukaku will have a big role in trying to hold the ball up and bring the attacking midfielders or wingers into play.  A hard pressing game could once again prove very effective.  For France Pogba, Kante and Matuidi have all looked sharp in recent games.  This is why I think Fellaini should start for Belgium to give them a better balance, and to help stop them from being overrun.  It should be close, but I do wonder if Belgium peaked against Brazil and have a few more question marks hanging over them than the French. 

Prediction: France 2-1 Belgium 

Bored Now Reviews Sharp Objects

Sharp Objects - Vanish






The first part of HBO's great summer hope with some major credibility all over the production.  It's adapted from Gillian Flynn's debut novel from 2006.  The pilot is directed by Jean-Marc Vallee (Big Little Lies).  The showrunner is Marti Noxon who was responsible for writing and directing some of the best episodes of Buffy the Vampire (1997-2003).  An all-star cast including Patricia Clarkson, Chris Messina and Elizabeth Perkins are led by Amy Adams.  The expectation is that this will be a one-off limited series, which is said to stick very closely to the novel.  Flynn herself has a big creative presence on the production.  This review will contain small spoilers from the opening episode. 

Setup: Adams plays Camille an alcoholic big city reporter persuaded by her boss to return to her hometown to cover a case involving missing children. Whilst, trying to do her job Camille is confronted by some personal demons from her past. 

Its fair to say much of this first part is setup, but with that in mind I was big fan.  I was hooked into the poetic visual style and atmosphere of Camille's world from the start.  Throughout there was a effective jagged, rough around the edges, organic power.  The beautiful expressive colours of the cars and signs around the small town, and the hazy tones perfectly captured the energy of such a setting.  At the same time this style plays into the surreal, dreamlike quality, with Vallee effectively drifting in and out of flashbacks, dreams and events happening in the present.  Much of this tone I think is because we are in Camille's viewpoint.  There is that sense of the lead character being out of step with her surroundings, and the weight of her past suffocating her. This is maybe why the scenes involving Camille's Mother played with a spiky edge by Clarkson are so heightened, and a little different to Camille's encounters in the town. The flashbacks are probably some of the most powerful scenes. A flashback late in the episode revisits her sister's funeral and again suggest at a dark family history.  The purpose of such sequences are to give us little fragments of Camille's past, like they are dark memories hidden away, but now returning to the surface. The character's heavy drinking also connects to the sense of unreliable memories depicted.  This was a very effective device which could lead to some rich drama as the show progresses and the character unravels. Those who saw Big Little Lies will be familiar with the intense and raw sound design.  As with that series again with this sound and music are a big part of building up tension, and getting inside the character's head.  The ramshackle nature of the scenes in Camille's car when she plays music, or suddenly wakes up having spent a night drinking are daftly transistioned through music and sound. 

          

Adams of course is fully committed to the role.  Its again telling that one of the big screen's most consistent actresses has turned to television having struggled to gain recognition for her movie roles, or perhaps at the risk of the juicy film parts drying up. Like any great actress she excels in disappearing into the role and reinventing herself.  Camille is distinctly more awkward, and downtrodden than many past Adams characters. She physically transforms herself into a much quieter and less glamorous figure, a trick difficult for many big name, beautiful actresses to pull off. Camille's role as a journalist caught between a moral responsibility both to reporting the truth, but also being sensitive to the people she interviews (who she relates to in some ways), adds even more potential layers to the character.  It should be an interesting aspect to the drama seeing just what kind of journalist Camille is as the details of the case are revealed.  Will she become colder and more ruthless, partly as a result of her own personal trauma? Or will the character still retain a humanity and journalistic integrity?    Much detail was held back for this first part, but I am intrigued to see more from Chris Messina's local detective and how he connects with Camille and other people in the town.  Sophia Lillis of IT fame playing the young Camille is a promising young actress who I think we can expect much more from.  Clarkson for years has been one of the most consistent characters actors, and is someone I would watch reading the phone book.  The thought of having her and Adams play off each other had me in from the word go.  If the rest of Sharp Objects lives up to the promise of the opening part, I expect this to be one of the best shows of 2018.



So you can expect a review of the second episode from me sometime late Monday or early Tuesday next week.  In the meantime if you have seen the first part and would like to comment below please do so. 

1.What do you think of the set up and characters? 

2.What did you like or dislike about it?

3. Ant ideas about the direction the drama might take from here? 

Also please comment on my review and if you have any ideas of how I can improved.  Thanks in advance. 

Bored Now does the 2018 World Cup Russia

Bored Now's World Cup 2018 - Last 16 review and Quarter Final Predictions












Win lose, draw or win it seems England's duty to achieve the end result in blaze of glory, thrills and spills and unpredictability.  Its that uncertainly that has been missing from our matches at major tournaments over the last decade.  We've either been a little too good for mediocre opposition, or we have been smashed by teams clearly a million miles better than us.  On Tuesday night England not only broke a much unwanted tradition when it comes to spot-kicks at World Cups, but they also did it with the style and nervous energy which we come to expect from the Three Lions in the knockout stages.  The one black mark is that they snatched victory from the jaws of defeat by actually bucking the trend and winning on penalties.  To add to this drama it was England through Henderson (a bad boy on the night IMO) who missed the spot-kick at an important stage that opened the door for the Colombian's to seize control.  To everyone's amazement they failed to do so and Pickford and Dier became unlikely English heroes.  Leading up the penalties it looked like England might live up to their history of glorious failures.  For this they must hang their heads in shame as National disgraces!

Pickford had as big a game on the night as any.  One of the big question marks over England's chances of success at this World Cup is the goalkeeping position.  It seems to some that Pickford was just the best of a avenge bunch.  Experience is one thing you want from your keeper when it comes to the crunch.  In truth, the Everton shotstopper had hardly been tested in the previous four matches, though there had been a couple of iffy moments.  He didn't have too much to do on this night neither.  But as with a striker less is often more.  Everything Pickford was called to do he did with perfection.  Firstly, a fantastic last grasp save turning a thunderous strike around the post in the 88th minute in what appeared at the time a match winning save.  Jordan earned his English brownies points a moment later when Mina brilliantly headed home from the resulting corner to dramatically send the match into extra time.  That's what we like to see Jordan knock it out for a corner to give Colombia just that final chance to put England through the ringer! Even I can't make jokes about his final penalty save.  The one handed parmer as Pickford dramatically dived in the other direction fitted the tone of the night perfectly.  This combined with the earlier save surely made him the man of the match on an eventful and fun night for the English team and national. 

As for Colombia they are strange breed.  I still maintain they are much better than we've seen at this tournament.  For long spells they were outplayed by England without looking to be in too much danger of conceding a goal. It was only deep into the second half and the first half of extra time that they truly came to the party.  It seems their big tactic of the tournament was a group resolve, a great spirit that kept them in matches long enough to snatch a goal from a quality set pieces (Mina's goal was his third in as many matches, impressive from a defender), or sharp counter attacks.  There was a certain style to Colombia which at its best was easy on the eye, but we only saw this at its fullest against Poland (who were piss poor), and in flashes against England.  Missing top creative and scorer James Rodriguez for most of their four matches was probably a big factor in Jose Pekerman's side struggle to catch fire.  In fairness, on this night their tactics almost paid off.  One black mark for England was Henderson's horrible diving responding to a gentle headbutt from a Colombia player, for which only Gary Neville had the nerve to pick him up about suggesting "he shouldn't have gone down".  Fair's fair the Colombian player by the letter of the law should have received a red, but Henderson in return should have received a yellow for play acting.  It is sometimes tempting to get so swept up in England's recent positive performances that we overlook such a thing.  This aside, England were the better team for about 90% of the match and deserved the luck that ultimately came their way.  There are still flaws in their game, but history was made on the night and this group has done enough to give the National a feel good bounce.  Southgate having done a steady job of navigating the squad this far has surely done enough to secure his position long term.  The test now is not to underestimate Sweden.  They too are worthy of their place in the last eight. At this stage they look a much better team than Colombia without some of the stars.  At this stage Southgate's gamble against Belgium is paying off.  For those suggesting England can actually win this damn thing, I'd add a "Doh" and "maybe, but just whisper it". 

The other two highlights of a very hit and miss last sixteen phase was Japan's fantastic effort in losing dramatically to Belgium who for much of the night looked unlikely contenders.  It seems that the wise ex-German striker Klinnsman commenting in the BBC's studio about the progress made in Japanese football since 2002 was about to bare fruit in the second half.  Japan who like Colombia didn't look too convincing when escaping the group, totally blew the Belgium's away taking the game by the scuff of the neck in a thrilling twenty minute masterclass.  Inui's stunning second for Japan proved one of the most jaw dropping moments of the tournament so far.  One of the best goals, and there's been a few belters, and a statement of intent, and true wake up call for Belgium that this golden generation of stars were about to collapse again.  Credit where its due then, because manager Martinez (who I haven't always been the biggest fan of, and who I think could be a draw back for Belgium chances), responded sharply with pro-active substitutions.  Fellaini once again nailed down why he should be playing from the start.  The turn around to snatch the game from Japan was almost as breathtaking as Japan's one two punch in the first place.  The result one of the best matches of the World Cup so far.  A glorious failure for Japan who made an army of new fans, and a job just about done for Belgium who again will need to improve if they are going to over turn Brazil next time out.  Argentina's luck finally ran out in their seven goal thriller against a much better French side.  In truth, they once again looked a shambles and it was a sad end for Messi on this stage. But really they had it coming and the final score was a tad flattering for them.  France finally started showing their teeth. 



The story of the World Cup was surely reserved for the host Nation with an upset even greater than that of South Korea against the Germans due the importance of the game.  It wasn't very pretty, but you can't really blame them against the Spanish.  I think for Spain, this is truly it for their golden generation.  I wouldn't put it past them in producing another, but they've outstayed their welcomes by at least one tournament, and there were some unforgivable mistakes in Russia, including changing the manager on the eve of the first ball being kicked.  When enjoying their performance against Portugal on Match day 2 I must give myself a pat on the back in my prediction that they had peaked too soon.  Another massive scalp at this World Cup means everyone else are winners!  Looking at Croatia's awful performance in narrowing getting past Denmark will hardly the hosts shaking in their boots. 




Quarter Finals Predictions 

France 2-1 Uruguay 
If the French can reproduced their performance against Argentina I think they will have enough to overcome Uruguay and go have a realistic chance of going all the way.  However, Uruguay will be their toughest test so far, and have the combination of tough defending, sharp attacks and tactical smarts to overcome anyone on their day.  This one could go either way.  Which France shows up is the key I think.

Brazil 0-0 Belgium (Brazil to win 4-3 on Pens)
Just have sneaking feeling that this classic on paper might turn into a bit a bore.  Both are more than capable of winning the World Cup, yet both still have big questions to answer.  I've gone from Brazil from the start so won't be switching now. 

Sweden 1-2 England 
Having been a little on the negative side last time around I am going all out and being confident.  Sweden have impressed me, and have a good tournament record against England.  They have punche a little above their weight, but have looked effective in what they've done.  It won't be easy, but its a fun pressure that England now expect to make at least the last four rather than it just being a dream.  I think the momentum will carry on, though I wouldn't swear to it. 

Russia 2-3 Croatia 
My dark horses for the tournament will have to step up their game.  Yes Russia are weaker than Denmark, but they have surprised many at this tournament and will go into this match without fear.  I think in the end Croatia's quality maybe a little too much.  But I think it could be close.   

Bored Now's World Cup Rants and Last 16 Predictions

World Cup 2018 - Thoughts and Predictions 

























What a fantastic week its been in World Cup land! Germany have gone from brilliantly pulling themselves back from the brink against Sweden to putting a total Nation to shame with their spectacular exit to South Korea in one of the biggest WC upsets in history.  England have gone from potential world beaters (because the press wouldn't have it any other way...) to losers, but at least losers with a long term strategy.  Even the Great God Ronaldo looked oddly mediocre as Portugal made life hard for themselves against a well drilled and passionate Iran (who overall did well considering sharing a group with the Portuguese and Spain).  The Spain-Morocco 2-2 thriller on the same night was even more exciting.  Spain join France, Argentina and Belgium as the tournament's great enigmas.  So far its been a cracking World Cup.  Partly because it has bucked the trend of previous tournaments and avoided of dull group matches lacking in adventure or ambition.  Frances 0-0 with Denmark was the only goalless match to date and the only true turkey so far.  How gutting it will be if Russia 2018 is saving up the stinkers for the knockout phase.  Beyond this, as Barney Ronay pointed out in today's Guardian Sport it has to date been the tournament of teams rather than the individual.  Pretty much every group has been tight, competitive, full of juicy stories and subplots.  The underdogs have very much come to the party, with South Korea, Nigeria, Japan, Peru, Panama and Morocco all in their own way contributing to the drama (some of those countries may question if they might still be in Russia had they showed up a bit earlier?).  A nice mixture of flaws and promise from many of the big guns make it near impossible to call a winner from them at this stage.  Putting aside how disgraceful some of the press/media bashing of the Germans since their dramatic exit has been, it was a World Cup moment.  That final twist was something this tournament needed.  Like the best dramatic thriller, it took one final twist, with Germany messing up big time, having looked to have saved themselves in the previous act. What makes it even more fascinating was that Argentina looked the more likely fall guys after their disaster against Croatia. Not to mention the whole VAR drama! With some mouth watering ties ahead, here are my predictions for the world of sixteen.

France VS. Argentina 

    

Perhaps the most mouth watering of the Last 16 matches is probably the hardest to predict.  On the one hand the French have flattered to deceive in all three of their group matches, yet will be oddly happy with their progress so far.  There have been no major drama as of yet (compared to some they had a reasonable group).  As uncertain as Deschamps men have looked going forward, they at least look solid with the promise of more.  On the other hand they have not truly been tested yet.  A bigger test may have come against the Danes if not for the fact that the Danish only needed a point to advance.  The manager deserves credit for identifying the importance of Olivier Giroud as the unsung Emile Heskey style foil that could give Griezmann and Mbappe the freedom to shine.  France along with Belgium have perhaps the greatest depth of talent of the whole World Cup.  The big problem is their shaky history of team bonding and gelling at just the right time.  Either the French have smartly timed their World Cup development to the point it might just carry them to the big prize come mid-July, or they are a divided team of talented individuals just waiting to be exposed.

  

In the other (Lighter Blue corner) we have what maybe the worse Argentina side in history.  Or at the very least the worst managed Argentina side.  In perfect contrast to France who cruised through without approaching anything like their best, Messi and co. pulled out a truly late great escape having looked a total shambles.  There was a certain grit and fight to their 2-1 victory over Nigeria that impressed me and could suggest they maybe hope for this side yet.  That Marcos Rojo was the unlikely hero added to the compelling evidence that this could oddly be a turning point for this group of players.  Maschermano may have looked dead on his feet at times, but his experience could prove important in guiding this group of players not least against a fairly in-experienced French group.  The group stages should serve as a wake up call for Argentina.  They can not afford anymore scrappy performances.  Maschermano must be ready for battle, and prepared to provide crisp service to the front men.  Di Maria could be an important outlet for them too, providing a rare piece of pace in an ageing side.  Speaking of turning points Messi's much improved display against Nigeria and the second chance he has to light up the World Cup could be the perfect setup for one of the World's great players.  France have greater pace, and are easily the better pure footballing side.  If they get into their groove and Argentina have more defensive headaches I can't see any other result than a fairly comfortable French victory.  However, if Argentina dig in, win the physical battle (which is a big French weak point), and get better service to the talented attackers then I smell an upset.  That France go in as favourites I think may suit Argentina also.

Prediction: France 1-2 Argentina 

Uruguay VS. Portugal 



Speaking of matches that could be decided with blood and thunder mixed with street smarts and know how that may well be the edge that Uruguay may bring to their match against Portugal.  Despite not looking that much better than France in the group phase, Oscar Tabarez's men normally have a solid shape and make life difficult for teams to get into their flow.  They have a lot of big tournament experience and one of the meanest defences at this World Cup.  Diego Godin has been a true leader so far.  One of the great players of the tournament so far, Godin has proved that old fashion defending and leadership can still be kinda cool.  His attempts at keeping Ronaldo quiet will be a key to the game.  But what might actually win the game for Uruguay could be their ability to out-Portugal Portugal.  Not withstanding Ronaldo's achievements and consistent importance to his country, its worth remembering that it was it was more their solid base and dogged instincts that paved the way for an unexpected Euros win two years ago.  Ronaldo had his moments of course, but it was actually his injury and withdrawal that opened the door for Portugal to win the game.  Portugal were mediocre two years ago and they remain mediocre now.  In short, even if Ronaldo reproduces his Spain form it may not be enough if Uruguay are on their game.  As a team Uruguay are one of the best units of any, and of course have one of the best front lines of tournament.  A tight game it might prove, but this time I think that will play into Uruguay's hands. 

Prediction: Uruguay 1-0 Portugal 

Spain VS. Russia 



So far Russia have been such beautiful and likeable hosts both on and off the pitch (sorry rest of the World its true!).  Its one of the big World Cup cliches that for the tournament to be enjoyable the host have to come to the party and at least make it passed the group.  So mission accomplished for Russia with flying colours.  Yes, outside of Uruguay they were in a pretty easy group, but still they were largely underrated before a ball was kicked and has played with impressive spirit and style.  Even a thrashing against Spain would do little to damage this team's reputation. Make life at least a bit awkward for the previous World Champions than it will be job done for Russia at this tournament.  Spain meanwhile are hard to predict.  On their day they play some of the best football you'll see. They have a decent team spirit and again plenty of depth.  But that defence does look shaky when exposed to pace or quality set pieces.  It would not surprise anyone if they took home the big prize come the end. But right now there are just as many questions as answers and the sense that this team for now may have peaked.  The more direct style of play involving the muscle of Costa up top may prove a fruitful way forward. 

Prediction: Spain 3-0 Russia 

Croatia VS. Denmark 




Eriksen VS. Modric indeed sounds a thrilling contest.  The differences between the two sides is that whereas so much of Denmark's success is dependent on Eriksen making them tick, Croatia have greater depth and other players who can step up should their top player go missing (Rakitic for example has been one of the most inventive wingers of recent years).  The other difference is that Croatia have more than style of play and ways to win.  They can go direct, or play free flowing passing football, or they can do a mixture of the two.  They are good from set pieces and decent defensively also.  How tough they are in midfield may prove telling later on.  But there's no denying that Croatia have the most dynamic and exciting midfield of any team in Russia.  Denmark have some good raw talent who are not quite ready to wow on the big stage yet.  For this match they will likely sit deep and hope that a strong defence will give them a chance of picking up the scraps from set pieces or whatever Eriksen can do on the counter.  The problem is this could lead to Eriksen not having enough of the ball to influence the game.  Even if he did, the Croatian midfield may still have more than enough to out run him. 

Prediction: Croatia 3-1 Denmark 

Brazil VS. Mexico 




The big story here for me is more what Mexico could do than Brazil.  The tesk for them is to make history and go one better than previous generations.  Also, if they could add Brazil to their scalps having already seen of the Germans it would add even more sheen to their thrilling World Cup adventure. I think you have to overlook their hammering against Sweden in the final group match. Sweden were desperate for the win, whereas Mexico merely needed a point, and were simply over powered on the day.  All in all this looks a promising group of players. Their performance in the opener against Germany is one of the best team displays so far.  If Mexico can repeat the work rate of that day along with the fluid mix of impressive defending and sharp breakaways I think they will be able to give Brazil plenty of problems.  The one thing they will need to improve on from the group phase is to be more clinical in the final third.  Either a better final ball or more clinical finisher will be needed here.  Chances are Brazil will have more of the ball, meaning Mexico may get few golden chances.  I think a certain weight will be hanging on Mexico almost as much as that of Brazil.  Brazil are slowly working their way into the tournament.  Not convincing for sure, but I think there is enough there to suggest they could still justify their position as tournament favourites.  The difference in the end I think will be that Brazil have the greater big match experience.  A Mexico upset would not shock me.  I think they could push Brazil down to the wire. But I think when it comes to the crunch Brazil may just edge it. 

Prediction: Brazil 1-1 Mexico (Brazil to win 3-2 on Penalties).  

Belgium VS. Japan 



Aside from their not so sporting tactics in the final half of the match with Poland, it is very hard not to cheer Japan on or at least to wish them well.  They are the classic plucky underdogs.  They play with decent style, and as a group are one of tightest lite.  They have enough flair to create problems, yet it is their mental toughness that carries them.  Sometimes its more important to stay in matches and know when to get that second wind than to go all out from the start.  Japan showed this in their opener against Colombia.  Its fair to say they've had plenty of luck far too.  Playing against ten men for nearly the whole match against Colombia certainly helped.  Senegal can consider themselves very unlucky to go out based on picking up more yellow cards than the Japanese.  Overall the African Nation played more consistently than Japan over the three games.  A lack of cutting edge is what did for them in the end.  Japan will need plenty of luck again against Belgium.  For Japan see Russia.  They would love to curse a upset. But realistically they have punched above their weight and have done fantastic to make it out of the group.  The peak for this golden generation of Belgium players needs to come soon.  They will be delighted with their draw (though much tougher tests await should they get through Japan).  I think Belgium's fluid passing, movement and pace will weigh this ageing Japan side out.  Even if Japan can hold out for an hour, in the end I think they will be out done.  If an upset for Japan, set pieces may well be crucial. 

Prediction: Belgium 2-0 Japan 

Sweden VS. Switzerland 



A nice dark horse of a tie.  Both sides overlooked, both looking capable of surprises.  Sweden have seen better days, but they still have a good team spirit and remain one of the toughest teams to play again against.  Likewise the Swish are tight at the back, but whereas Sweden are a more more a tougher side, Switzerland have one of the great flair players in Shaqiri (as it stands still of Stoke City), and are impressive on the break.  In a match involving two such industry sides, it could be Shaqiri's midfield partner Granit Xhaka who may hold the key for Switzerland.  When on his game Xhaka is effective at doing the nasty work in the middle and decent at setting play up.  Sadly, for both club and country he doesn't do this nearly enough and often loses his rag.  Likewise, Shaqiri often goes missing in big games, but with him there is at least the magic to change a game on the blink of the eye.  Despite a lack of good attackers up top, I think Sweden's more direct game maybe effective enough to over power Switzerland.  I think there is a good team spirit to this Swedish side also. 

Prediction:  Sweden 2-1 Switzerland 

Colombia VS. England 



The questions will rage on about if Southgate palled off a tactically master class in resting so many players and avoiding the tougher side of the group by losing to Belgium and coming runners up, rather than winning the group, or if the less than impressive line-up and performance has halted momentum.  The finally verdict for many will come after the result against Colombia.  First of all I think there is a danger of beating an underrated Colombia side.  They'v not played to their best yet, but sometimes its more impressive to find a way to win when not quite at your best.  Against Senegal they just kept going and in the end beat them into submission.  Their support is one of the most passionate and colourful, and there is still plenty of talent.  2014 Golden Boot Winner James Rodriguz is likely to make a small cameo at best.  Good news for England, he hasn't scored yet, but still is an important creative player outside of his goal threat.  Then again Colombia have still shown good quality even with Rodriguez playing a small role so far.  England have no reason to fear Colombia, but the likes of Cuadrado and Quintero have the quality to deliver important set pieces that could test England's defence properly.  Yerry Mina has plenty of pace on the counter from the back and Falcao looks like a proper target man who has it in him to out muscle England's back line.  The key is not to let Colombia to settle.  Their weakness is also at the back.  A high press from England could prove the key.  Davinson Sanchez of Tottenham is still a raw talent and is often sloppy in position.  The longer the game goes at 0-0 and the tighter it is I think Colombia are more likely to tough it out and find a way to win.  An aggressive and decisive start is important for England. Its true that if we get past Colombia, there is a great chance to at least make the semi-final (unexpected result before a ball was kicked), but I think Colombia is a tougher task than many are predicting.  This is England of course.  So far there have been many positives on the pitch and how the manager has gone about his business.  But this is still a slowly developing group which is yet to be truly tested.  Whatever happens on Tuesday, I think Southgate is the right man moving forward.  Even a lacklustre performance and defeat shouldn't change future plans. 

Prediction: Colombia 2-2 England (Colombia to win 4-2 on Penalties, this is England remember!).    

Bored Now does the Complete X-Files 1993-? Episode 103

The Complete X-Files

Episode 103: Squeeze













Plot: Scully is contacted by old academy friend Tom Colton.  Colton wants her to help him investigate a series of murders where the victims have had their livers ripped, with no indication of how the killer entered or exited the premises.  Scully convinces Colton to bring Mulder on board. Fox believes that the main suspect Victor Tooms has the ability to squeeze himself through tight spaces (such as air vents).  Mulder links this case to murders as far back as 1903.  

Original Air Date: 24/09/93 

The first of the 'Monster of Week' style episodes (unconnected to the overall series arc), which would become one of the great calling cards of the X-Files, and it leaves an impression.  Doug Hutchison as Tooms gives an impressively subtle and sinister performance.  In fact, he is one of the few villains to get more than one shot appearance.  Squeeze also opens up many of the core themes of the show moving forward.  We again see the bond being developed between Mulder and Scully.  Whilst the agents once again clash on how credible Mulder's theory is? Scully ultimately defends Fox against the bullying tactics of Colton.  Colton convincingly played by Donal Logue is the first of many links from Scully's past that provides tension with her new career choices and complex relationship with Mulder.  Dana's conflict between having a normal life and pressuring the X-Files becomes a running theme during this debut season.  Colton represents the stuffy corporate slimebag for which Fox is so opposed.  A certain UN-ethical choice Tom makes is another factor in Scully taking Mulder's side over his. 




The episode establishes the dirty lo-fi feel to the sound effects and visuals of the early seasons (which none seem a little dated). Much of the show was actually shot on location in Canada which doubled impressively for real US big cities. Many of the best episodes effectively mix thriller like pacing with the fantastical and scary Sci-Fi and horror elements.  This started properly here.  Mulder's argument about the Tooms case is grounded in a back to basics everyday logic.  His speech early on about every finger print being unique was a nice touch.  There is a tightly knit pattern to Fox's case, based in reality, like the tie-in to when finger printing was introduced. Like classic thriller plotting each element of the case counts, which is similar to what Mulder suggests about each finger print. The polygraph scene is another standout to me.  The strange questions slipped in by Mulder again showing his unconventional, outside of the box thinking compared with most of the other FBI agents on the show.






 The direction sets a powerful icy, atmosphere.  The sound of paranoia inched across the soundtrack. Part of makes Tooms a terrifying presence is the mundane nature of his job as an animal pest man (notably working for the government).  The skill to Hutchison's performance is how in one instance he can appear as the nervous, wide eyed baby face (proving an effective cover for his crimes), only later to subtly turn that into a coldly menacing and brooding presence.  The threat of the unexpected is another recurring theme throughout the series. As well as the mystique of the unknown being all the more scary.  A turn here is that we know early on who the killer is, with the backstory of the case the crucial details.  Beat by beat I probably enjoy the previous episode Deep Throat a little more, but Squeeze is gripping throughout and feels a more consistent episode. 



Rating: 7/10  

Bored Now does the Russian World Cup remix! Days 5-10

Bored Now's World Cup 2018 



For those miffed that at the lack of England camp talking points in the build-up to this World Cup, and after this opening (because shock horror we won and actually played quite well!), their prays were answered a few days later when a piece of paper supposedly revealing England's line-up for match two (crucially Sterling being replaced by Rashford), fired tensions up again once again.  It's a piece of paper! Well I guess that's all our hard work outdone.  For the record the manager has claimed that it was just a training formation than the confirmed final starting-line up for the Panama game.  Anyway, on Monday night against Tunisia England got more right than wrong.  The slick passing, and high energy pressing game set a good tone.  The fluidity between defence, midfield and forward line which Southgate had been preaching got off to promising start.  Of course in Harry Kane, England had a portent figure up top to finish off moves.  In a throw back to centre forwards of the past, Kane actually saw little of the ball for most of the game only to pop up with two fine headers at crucial times to win the game.  It was a well deserved win even if the second half didn't match the first.  My small complaints would be that besides Kane there was a lack of a cutting edge up front.  At times there was a lack of a plan B.  Then again it could well be a plus that Southgate had some much faith in England's style that he stuck with it so long. 

The downside to this was that his side got leggy as the game wore on, and there was less purpose to their passing than during the first 45 minutes. Southgate's decision to leave Dale Ali on when it seemed almost certain he wasn't fit enough has proven a misstep in the days since.  But the manager deserves credit for the timing of his substitutions, with both Rashford and Loftus-Cheek making a difference come the end.  A question mark hangs over Sterling of will he joined the long list of England Internationals who struggled to recreate their glowing club form for country.  Tunisia who had been hyped as Africa's best International side in the build-up were very flat on the night.  The Tunisian side of 1998 were more competitive against England, even though the 2018 version came closer to nicking a result (BTW the ref got the penalty call against England right IMO).  They defended very well in the second half, but I didn't see a great deal else to suggest this team can be a threat.  Against a better side I think England's as yet unproven defence would receive a tougher test.  A promising start at least for a raw set of players. 

Meanwhile, in the other match in Group G, the World Cup's true underdogs Panama got a fairy tale first 45 minutes in their World Cup debut.  Bringing back fond memories of the heart shown from Trinidad and Tobago (also in England's group) at the 2006 tournament, the wide eyed passion and spirit shown from both Panama players and supporters made for their own min-world cup story, before Belgium spoiled the party in the second half.  For the first half at least Panama looked more than equal.  What is most beautiful about their adventure is that they were just loving every minute of being at a World Cup, let alone worrying about escaping the group.  This attitude is always refreshing in the modern game which is in danger of being killed stone dead by the hype machine.  Bar those of a Belgium persuasion, I doubt many wouldn't have enjoyed Panama's celebrations having reached half-time at 0-0 against one of the most talented players group of players at the World Cup.  For Belgium, job done, but they still have many questions to answer. 



Star of the Day: Harry Kane 

Dork of the Day: No one (those Wrestlers from Tunisia at least gave us English something to grumble about..).



A lively day six kicked off with the intriguing, Colombia against Japan clash.  And we were not left cold here.  On paper group H is one of the tightest, but Colombia having made waves in Brazil four years ago would have been the most fancied to cruise through.  On the hand Japan who tend to play with a degree of style and great spirit looked the more unsettled having recently changed managers, with some of their top players seeming to be on their last legs.  The much favoured South Americans got two early shocks. First of all before kick-off as it became clear that their top player James Rodriguez wouldn't be fit to start (he was on the bench and would play a part in the second half).  The second was the moment of madness just minutes into the match from Carlos Sanchez whose handball blocked a what would have been a clear goal for Japan, resulting in the double whammy of Colombia being reduced to ten men, and the resulting Japanese penalty which Shinji Kagawa dispatched with ease.  Aston Villa supporters who witness Sanchez's lifeless displays during the dreaded Paul Lambert years could tell Colombian fans that it was no great loss (notably Sanchez was signed on the back of good performances at the 2014 World Cup). Even so to go a goal down and to play majority of game a player short looked a up hill struggle.  Yet, a game that was determined to subvert expectations saw Colombia recover brilliantly from this setback and produce a master class in how to play with ten men.  Juan Quintero's equalising free kick was pure genius,but in a completely different way to Ronaldo's dramatic third for Portugal against Spain.  This was a cheeky and beautifully placed smoothly into the bottom corner as the Japanese keeper made a last grasp dive in despair.  This gave Colombia the least they deserved going into the break, and seemed to set them up nicely to finish the job in the second half.  However, Japan had not read the script and found their second wind, dominating the second forty five as much as Colombia had in the first half.  Crucially, the new coach made important changes with their former star player Honda (now 31), coming on late to fresher the attack.  Leicester City's Okazaki offed a bit more beef up front also.  The numbers game was finally catching up with Colombia who looked a shadow of their first half selves.  To their credit they dug in and defended well. With ten men and more points yet to play for a draw would have been a decent result for them, but in the end Japan's positive second half approach was repaid.  Fitting it was too that Honda floated a beautifully cross for Osako to head in the winning goal.  Osako was impressive on the day, with midfielder Takashi Inui giving a masterclass.  Despite, this set back I don't think there is much for Colombia to panic about.  For them Radamel Falcao looked a menace up front and Bacca off the bench late on also posed some physical questions for Japan.  Tottenham centre back Davinson Sanchez had a shaky game at the back, but will hopefully work his way into the tournament.  From the BBC's point of view, Kevin Kilbane once again proved a likeable and insightful presence on commentary. Meanwhile Alex Scott was just full of enthusiasm in the studio giving a confident performance.  She's a pure delight! Okay, I'll stop blushing now...

This unexpected result set the group up nicely, with Senegal looking impressive in defeating Poland by the same score.  Poland themselves would have fancied their chances of being surprise packages.  This might be their world class striker Robert Lewandowski's final chance to make a mark on this stage.  There are a few young gems in their ranks desperate to make their marks too.  In the other match of the day the hosts carried on their momentum from the opener with another impressive victory which all but sealed their place in the last sixteen.  Goals from Cheryshev (adding to his double in the first game), Dzyuba and an own goal from Egypt's Fathy made it 8-1 to the Russian's over their two matches.  Mo Salah finally had his moment, but his late penalty could not brighten the mood for Egypt whose defeat meant they could no longer make the next round.  How things could have been different if not for Uruguay's late winner against them in the first round of matches.  In that match Egypt looked a half decent team at times.  Not so much here.  Credit to Russia, their riding that wave and playing with style.  Few in Russia will care that the two teams put to the sword are probably two of the weakest. 



Star of the Day: Takashi Inui (Japan)

Dork of the Day: Carlos Sanchez (Colombia) 

Not too much drama the following day.  The results all predictably went to form, and oddly enough all ended 1-0 with Portugal, Spain and Uruguay all struggling against lesser opposition.  After his stunning hat-trick against Spain, we saw the best and worst of Ronaldo against a robust Morocco battling to retain a foot hold in the tournament.  His early header was fantastic, after that he shined in places, but also resorted to some terrible diver and historics (oddly not commented on in the final analysis, the BBC's pundits falling a little too much in love witch his brilliance to spot these more ugly moments, Martin Keown at least pointed out his dive when trying to win a penalty).  Team mate Pepe once a crucial part of Portugal's defence now seems to be losing his mind and gave Ronaldo a run for his money in the pantomime villain stakes.  His temper running away with him, as he also forgot the art of tackling.  Following their compelling 3-3 opener both Spain and Portugal sit pretty on four points.  It would take quite something for either one of them not to make the last 16.  If there is a slip up though Carlos Queiroz's Iran are in a good position to pounce.  A meaty sub-plot sees Iran play Queriroz's side face his home country Portugal in the final round of group games.  Iran are underrated, so Portugal would be wise not to underestimate them. Uruguay seem to following the France route with a pair of solid 1-0's and hoping to work their way into form later in as the tournament progresses.  They were very patchy once again. 

Star of the Day: Diego Costa (Spain) (an unlikely early contender for the Golden boat)

Dork of the Day: Pepe (Portugal)  

I have a friend who claims to not have seen a minute of Russia 2018 up to this point (some sort of midlife thing he tells me, even if he is a few years of middle age), but was seduced into switching over when hearing about Argentina's horror show against Croatia.  This was a thrilling night of football, full of talking points, proving that in football mistakes just as much as good football can lead to excitement.  Both sides looked hit and miss in the first half (both missing a sitter a piece), with Croatia just about edging it.  A combination of Argentina playing even worse and Croatia kicking up a gear led to a glorious second half spectacle.  Its a shame that Argentina's shambolic collapse has grabbed most of the headlines. For me this match could be the one when Croatia lay down their marker.  They once again played some of the most inventive football of any country, with a sharp and eye catching midfield. They have pace and quality of delivery in the wide areas (Rakitic is one of the most underrated players in World football).  In Mandzukic they process a decent target man up top (though he looked a little off on this night).  What's odd about key man Luka Modric is that despite his consistent form for both club and country that no one talks about him when it comes to talk about some of the world's best players.  I think his influence and consistency at the top level warrant his inclusion in such conversations.  His superb bending shot from outside the box will go down as one the best goals over this World Cup.  Poor Willy Caballero maybe could have done a little better, but the technique and finish itself was a moment to saver.  The defence even looks decent. Its a little too soon to say this could be Croatia's world cup.  Its just impressive how they have gone about their business so far.  Booking their place for to the last 16 early is a nice bonus also.  For Argentina, everything that could possibly have gone wrong did.  The defence which looked shaky against Iceland was totally exposed by the pace and flair of the Croatians.  The shape of the side was shambolic and their failure to get the best out of Messi and Aruero was even more damning. To use a cliche, Jorge Sampaoli appears to have lost his dressing game.  The manager looks out of place in the dugout.  Why he didn't leave Aguero on to play with substitute Higuain and Messi (they were 2-0 down at the time), is baffling.  Maybe the most crucial aspect to Argentina's downfall on this night was that this might be one World Cup too many for 34-year-old Javier Mascherano, who during his prime years probably would have dominated proceedings in the middle of the park and played his part in creating chances.  The likes of Di Maria, Rojo, and Lanzini just don't match up to the high standards set by the Argentinian sides of the past.  The only good news for Argentina on this night could be that they can't go any lower at this World Cup.  They go into their final match against Nigeria in the odd position of almost expecting elimination to the point that it would become something of an anti-climax, whereas to turn it around and qualify would provide something of a nice surprise. 

 

Meanwhile, in Group Christian Eriksen staked his claim as one of the tournaments most influential creative players.  Like Modric, Eriksen is the player that Denmark set their game around.  The difference is the Danes would struggle more to fill the void if Eriksen missed out.  They lack the depth of squad or alternative playing style of Croatia.  Eriksen was at his best during the first half of the match against Australia.  His volley off a slick one-two was like a poetry in motion.  As has been a theme of the tournament so far, Denmark failed to keep the momentum going for the ninety minutes.  Australia once again proved plucky underdogs.  They deserved their draw based on the second 45 minutes.  Though how they got it was ball.  VAR this time leading too poor results and added confusion.  Extra points to Martin O'Neill setting the record straight in the ITV studios (even if for his argument was for some reason reason brushed aside).  None, the less 1-1 was about right on the day.  As the group underdogs Australia will be pleased to retain faint hopes of making the next round going into their final games.  Their only disappointment will be not pressing home their second half edge and wasting a few chances up their chances.  In the same group France improved on their performance from the opening game against a spirited Peru side backed by fanatical support.  The French this time had a better sharp and more consistent pattern to their play.  Giroud playing from the start proved an important foil for both Griezmann and Mbappe. Giroud already has two assists at this World Cup, and seems to nailed down his role in this French side.  The defence looked a little more solid too.  They are still a long way of looking tournament contenders, but their early progress has been steady at least.  For Peru, this is probably one tournament too early, but there are signs that they could make their mark in years to come. 

Star of the Day: Luka Modric (Croatia) 

Dork(s) of the Day: The officials in the VAR control room during the Denmark-Australia match. 

An unlikely hero came to Argentina's rescue in the form of Ahmed Musa of Nigeria.  The strikers second half display was that of a powerhouse.  His two goals were both impressive.  The change around in the second half, shot Nigeria back into contention and confirmed Group D as perhaps the most fascinating.  The first half stale mate against Iceland confirmed what we already knew about the two sides, that being they have fantastic work rate, physical presence and impressive runners from midfield.  However, the styles cancelled each other out with each lacking much creative spark.  The turning point of the game came when Sigurdsson blazed his penalty over the bar.  After this Nigeria didn't look back in a thrilling second half.  The manager made positive changes and the game was transformed as a result.  Victor Moses, Mikel John Obi, Iheanacho and keeper Francis Uzoho (one of the best of the tournament so far) all played their parts in a fine team effort, but it was Musa who made the game his own.  Nigeria in fleshy kits and high spirits have opened up group D even more.  Going into the final matches anyone of them, Iceland or Argentina can still qualify along side Croatia.  Ironically the wild card in the final shake up could be the Croatians themselves.  Its hard to predict how a team already qualified are going to perform.  Not least a side like Croatia who might be tempted to take their foot of the peddle and rest a few of their stars for the knockout round.  Based on their respective performances so far Nigeria will fancy chances of doing something against the shambles that is Argentina, but its all to play for at this stage.  Don't rule anything out. 



The other story of the day was that VAR actually did its job.  Over turning the penalty originally given to Neymar for Brazil against Coasta Rica late on.  A pathetic slow motion dive by the Brazilian was very nearly awarded.  The call being reversed had to be one of the great fist bump moments of Russia 2018.  The only sad thing was that the forward was booked for this.  This was not Neymar's only such action.  This was one of the most disgraceful displays of the World Cup so far.  Probably upset at his own lack of impact on the game, Neymar carried on his diving and hissy fit outbust almost until the end.  It was such moments that made this one of the least watchable matches so far.  Brazil did improve second half.  Roberto Firmino introduction giving Brazil a more direct option, opening up the game for the likes of Philippe Coutinho (again Brazil's outstanding player), Gabriel Jesus and Neymar himself.  Still a long way from their best and the 2-0 certainly flattered Brazil, but the two injury time goals from Coutinho and Neymar could prove a turning point for them come the end of the tournament.  Costa Rica for their part put up a good fight, but in the end were just over powered. 

  

 Switzerland were able to match Brazil once again in an impressive display in beating Serbia 2-1.  Shaqiri once again proving a important creative force at the right time.  The Swish always seem to come up with something at least during the group stages, and are in prime position to at the very least make the last sixteen in second place.  The Swish and Brazil both have four points.  I don't expect Switzerland to have many problems getting the point they need against a deflected Costa Rica. Serbia who still have a chance of going through should give Brazil a much tougher test. 

Star of the Day: Ahmed Musa (Nigeria) 

Dork of the Day: Neymar (Brazil)  

Bored Now does the Russian World Cup - Day 4

Bored Now's Russian World Cup - Day 4



Its fair to say that the World Cup has never truly started until we get the first real upset.  Both the Aussies and Iceland gave France and Argentina issues (the Iceland draw a warning shot to the South Amercan's egos).  But we finally got the first true hammer blow mid-way through day four and there was something quite beautiful about it too.  For some the German's UN-doing was not that surprising.  The political unrest back home had added to a tense atmosphere.  Not that friendlies mean anything, but their pre-tournament form had been patchy in the extremes also.  I think the most important thing to remember is that retaining the World Cup is probably harder than winning it in the first place.  Four years ago Germany were the huge favourites to the point that it seemed a bit of an anti-climax when they finally put Argentina out of their misery in Brazil.  Still, there was not massive pressure on them to win that tournament, or at least no more than normal.  Much on the focus was on the hosts and if Neymar could fulfil his potential.  Now everyone's gunning for Loachim Low's side and the questions will persist on if they've peaked.  For those who love a statistic, this being Germany's first defeat in their opening world cup fixture since 1982 is a sweet one.  As sloppy as Germany were on the day (that defence really struggles against pace), let's give prise to Mexico for a near perfect display.  The shape was rigged, the defending both organised and gutsy - including some die hard blocks in the second half.  But the feature of the game were the timing of the Mexican's break away runs.  Javier Hernandez on his 102nd appearance for his country worked beautifully in sync with the promising youngster Hirving Lozano.  Both made clever runs during the game, though it was Hernandez's role to drop off the front line, hold the ball up and slide his partner into play.  On the day he was the perfect foil.  For the goal Lozano showed great maturity.  At first it appeared as if the chance had gone, but his composure to keep the ball under control and calmly slide it into the bottom corner gave Mexico a well deserved lead.  As a slasher fan I couldn't help but get a kick out of a player with the nickname "Chucky" scoring the crucial goal!  If he's anything like the killer doll from those movies we'll be seeing many sequels from him during this World Cup.  Carlos Vela once of Arsenal also had an industrious game, looking night and day from his time in England.  Germany improved in the second half, but no where near enough to suggest they were worth something.  Most of their neat play were in areas that didn't put much pressure on Mexico's defence.  The World Champions efforts to go more direct when bringing on Mario Gomez were only mildly successful.  When it came to the crunch the Germans were a little too predictable, and Mexico again looked dangerous on those breakaways.  The only fault to be picked with their display was that they wasted a few good chances to put the game beyond Germany.  Perhaps they don't yet have the cutting edge to be a threat further into this tournament.  However, on this day they got the balance between defence and attack just about right, and the questions mount for Germany.  Sweden won't be any pushovers for them either. 

 

The only down note of this exciting match was the painful sound of Phil Neville's attempts at commentary.  In fact, he sounded in pain every time he tried to form a sentence!  Old Phil also suffers from the Mark Bright habit of play-by-play, as in true motor mouth fashion he tries to cram in as many words as possibly in the shortest amount of time.  Jonathan Pearce sitting next to Neville must have wondered at times just who the lead commentator was for the evening?  One of the stranger moments came back in the studio during the half-time when Gary Lineker  highlighted how much he was enjoying Mexico's success only to pause and add, "Not just because its against Germany".  An awkward laugh followed... Without the Germany remark, people would fairly assume that Lineker was just referring to the less fancied of the two sides beating the World Champions.  As it was Linker gave off a very strange vibe.  Way to kill those anti-German BBC conspiracy theories Gary. 



Over on ITV it was to see the return of a tanned Roy Keane adding nice balance to the analysis of Brazil's draw against the Swiss.  It was a little odd to see him so relaxed, but then I guess since BBC took Adrian Chiles, there is one less reason for Keane to be so pissed off with life.  On the pitch we were treated to another engrossing match, with Brazil pulling off the nice trick of fooling us into thinking they meant business and could truly put the Swiss to the sword only to retreat into the night during for most of the second half.  The marking for the Swish equaliser was sloppy.  Switzerland, not for the first time looked pretty decent and were deserving of a draw.  Shaqiri for them is a true enigma.  A playmaker who on his day can out do even the best of defences with a piece of magic, other times he looks a right grump and just drifts.  With a lack of punch upfront his creative work combined with a solid back line could be enough to get Switzerland out of a tight looking group.  Serbia's early win against Costa Rica was important for them. Kolarov's free kick was pretty special and they grew into the game after a slow start.  Serbia will have a claim for dark horses of the group.  Kolarov and Coutinho's strike for Brazil will rank up there for goal of the tournament come the end I'm sure.  So its over to Gareth's boys today. Don't screw up! Show those Germans and Brazilians how a cock-up is done! 



   

Star of the Day: Hirving Lozano (aka "Chucky") (Mexico)
Dork of the day: Neymar (Brazil) (came close to picking a German, but I still find Neymar overrated and he is more instantly slappable too!).